A man walks into a bar. The bartender says to the guy, "What can I get you?"

"Make it a whisky," says the man who promptly throws it down in one gulp.

"That will be three dollars," says the bartender.

"Screw you!" says the man. "You offered to get me something. I thought you were paying."

"Get out," says the bartender. "You're banned. I don't need your crap."

Anyway, two years later, the same man walks into same bar with the same bartender.

The bartender looks at him and says, "You're the asshole who tried to con a drink out of me, aren't you?"

"Excuse me, but I have no idea what you are talking about," says the customer. "I've never been to this bar before in my life!"

"Sorry. My mistake," says the bartender. "You must have a double."

"Hey thanks, dude!" says the customer. "Make it whisky."

2006-11-28 17:20:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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In which movie Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan were casted for the first time?

2006-11-28 17:18:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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does anybody else misses LINKIN PARK?

havent heard of them for a while, their last studio album was 3 years ago. aside from Kenji's Fort manor project, any news of a work in progress?

2006-11-28 17:18:20 · 6 answers · asked by simplyJESSE 2 in Music

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What is the name of the song that plays in this video?

http://videos.humpingfrog.com/16505/2006/11/aries-spears-does-impressions-of-snoop-dogg-dmx-jay-z.html

its a kinda old rap song, but i dont know the name of it, but i've heard the beat so many times, so im curious now.
please if you know anything about it, let me know, thank you.

2006-11-28 17:17:27 · 4 answers · asked by jason g 1 in Music

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can anyone give me the list of movies of Johny Depp?

2006-11-28 17:16:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Is it bad luck to turn the page on your daily calendar before the current day is over?

2006-11-28 17:16:23 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you know people in the Y!A by their Avatar or Nicknames?

21/22-10

2006-11-28 17:16:15 · 5 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Why the f*@% do I gotta get up at 5am in order to be ready by 8am ?

2006-11-28 17:16:12 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is your favorite Vacation movie with Chevy Chase?

Mine is Vegas Vacation. Who dosent love Wayne Newton?! lol!

2006-11-28 17:15:55 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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HEROES fans....?

So if you watched Mondays episode, and saw the previews for next week..who do you think will be killed off next week?? Any thoughts?

2006-11-28 17:15:21 · 10 answers · asked by CoCo 3 in Television

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Serious question- why can't M.C. Hammer make a musical comeback?

I'm not saying I like his music- but what did he do so bad that now he is broke, and can't even put out a CD? Does anyone know the real reason as to why he tanked?

2006-11-28 17:13:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Does anybody else totally LOVE oliver queen on Smallville, or is it just me?

2006-11-28 17:13:35 · 4 answers · asked by Speed, I Am Speed 2 in Television

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can anyone give me the lyrics of the song 'pehla nasha' from jo jeeta wo sikandar?

2006-11-28 17:12:38 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Rate the Joke out of ten?

Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

2006-11-28 17:12:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Who is the most well known celebrity born on your birthday?

I'm a birthday triplet with Britney Spears and Nelly Furtado (we're all different years though).

2006-11-28 17:12:20 · 28 answers · asked by UnderGrad Student 3 in Celebrities

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who else hates that chinese guy in prison break?

i hate it when he does that awful smile when he's talking to someone! i hope he gets killed soon.

2006-11-28 17:11:11 · 7 answers · asked by unicorn 1 in Television

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How much fun can you have in one day?

2006-11-28 17:10:35 · 26 answers · asked by The Stig 5 in Polls & Surveys

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could people live without movies or musics?

I think that' s about cultures, what do you think?

2006-11-28 17:10:21 · 16 answers · asked by abood 1 in Movies

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How can I learn to swear in French ?

2006-11-28 17:09:48 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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best love song of your boo........?

2006-11-28 17:09:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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is it a good day for hot chocolate?

i had two cups today!

2006-11-28 17:09:12 · 28 answers · asked by Erikawithasmile 4 in Polls & Surveys

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what is the story of dhoom-2?

2006-11-28 17:08:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Nip/Tuck...Catherine Deneuve....Nailpolish???

...anybody know the EXACT color of nailpolish that Catherine Deneuve wore on last week's (November 21st, 2006) Nip/Tuck????? It was the "perfect red". A blue-red, but not too blue. Or something comparable. Thnx

2006-11-28 17:08:13 · 4 answers · asked by C 4 in Television

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what is story of new don?

2006-11-28 17:07:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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