Mistaken identity?

Question

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says to the guy, "What can I get you?"

"Make it a whisky," says the man who promptly throws it down in one gulp.

"That will be three dollars," says the bartender.

"Screw you!" says the man. "You offered to get me something. I thought you were paying."

"Get out," says the bartender. "You're banned. I don't need your crap."

Anyway, two years later, the same man walks into same bar with the same bartender.

The bartender looks at him and says, "You're the asshole who tried to con a drink out of me, aren't you?"

"Excuse me, but I have no idea what you are talking about," says the customer. "I've never been to this bar before in my life!"

"Sorry. My mistake," says the bartender. "You must have a double."

"Hey thanks, dude!" says the customer. "Make it whisky."

Answer 1

very funny,lol you should be on TV.

Answer 2

Heard it before - but the old ones are the best.

Answer 3

Hmmhmm.. mental note to self: think before talking

Tks, its funny

Answer 4

For Posterity's sake lemme call you "Angela"
Its the way you put it that makes us laugh like hell....
even if we have heard it before...
You got style Angela.

Answer 5

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Have you heard the one about the LATINO WIFE and the WHITE HUSBAND?


The husband had to tell his dad that his wife wasn't white.




LOL AND LMOA IN THE MACHINE

Answer 6

i heard this before,it is still funny.

Answer 7

brilliant, must try to remember this one.

Answer 8

good one

Answer 9

You are a comedian!

Answer 10

hey thanks for the laugth i think i will have a whisky on that