Entertainment & Music - 27 November 2006

A Guy is driving his girlfriend home when she decides she wants to go to her friends instead. Her friend lives out of the way so she tells her boyfriend that she would get naked for him if he drove her. The guy says ok and the girl takes off all her clothes. The boyfriend is so busy looking at her that he stacks the car and gets stuck between the steering wheel and the seat. He tells her to go get help and she replied that she couldn’t because she didn’t have any clothes on. He replies, “Take my shoe and cover your snatch with it, and go for help!”

She takes the shoe and runs to the closest gas station. She finds the clerk and says, "Help, my boyfriend is stuck! Can you help us?" The clerk replies, "I’m sorry, I think he's too far in."

2006-11-27 17:38:47 · 14 answers · asked by GS 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-27 17:38:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I've noticed all the incredible accusation's about the extreame power of Chuck Norrise's roundhouse kick's and how ubelievably tough Chuck Norrise is:

http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.p...

But I think Bruce Lee could've broke Chuck Norris in two with one of his lightning fast, super sonic kick's.

What do you think?

2006-11-27 17:38:21 · 13 answers · asked by flyboy711672005 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-27 17:36:43 · 27 answers · asked by S&S 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-27 17:36:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-27 17:36:02 · 23 answers · asked by drshorty 7 in Polls & Surveys

A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.

"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"

She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"

He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.

"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"

2006-11-27 17:35:54 · 13 answers · asked by GS 3 in Jokes & Riddles

with some lyrics like this... You were just within my reach and I got caugth dancing again...

Please tell also who's the original singer.

2006-11-27 17:35:21 · 3 answers · asked by Sir Torex 2 in Music

Al Bundy (Married with children)
Danny Tanner (Full house)

Al Bundy or Danny Tanner?

2006-11-27 17:35:08 · 20 answers · asked by Kelly Bundy 6 in Polls & Surveys

I think the movie is great. Very weird but also tragic and sad. But in the end triumphant because Donny learns to laugh.

2006-11-27 17:35:08 · 5 answers · asked by jare bare 6 in Movies

2006-11-27 17:33:51 · 42 answers · asked by S&S 5 in Polls & Surveys

Why is it that in UK we warship them so much everything we do must have them in it like 'l am a celeb ...get me out,celeb Big brother,celeb love island,who wants to be a million...celeb,celeb dancing etc.Do not tell me the non-celeb can not do all this.

2006-11-27 17:32:47 · 16 answers · asked by TheMan 2 in Television

2006-11-27 17:32:24 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know i have heard this song in other shows/movies before. And i really like it! Anyone know the name or who its by??

Here is the link...the song is used towards the end of the movie!!
http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/childrenofmen/

2006-11-27 17:31:10 · 2 answers · asked by Fi 2 in Music

ok here's the scenaraio. Imagine you are a student in school(grade school through high school. If you were to have accidently overheard of something dangerous that would harm students and teachers' lives, would you inform school officials?


-this is something for a school paper. I need some reasons why you would inform and or why you wouldn't.
I am looking mainly for reasons not to inform, so please, if you have anything, type type, type!


-it's not like a school news paper, more like a persuasive essay. I have to give an oposing view, and give a rebuttle.


-i of course like many of you also believe that you should inform, but I need people to fight against what I am saying, even if you believe that you should inform as well. Give as many reasons as to why a student might not inform. Be creative.

2006-11-27 17:30:01 · 5 answers · asked by ♡StarGirl♡ 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-27 17:29:50 · 11 answers · asked by boltclint 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-27 17:28:39 · 5 answers · asked by Steve Wade 1 in Music

Or did you even do that? They MADE us do it in school.

2006-11-27 17:28:06 · 27 answers · asked by S&S 5 in Polls & Surveys

Do you think Danny would be much better off if he got rid of Gretchen???

2006-11-27 17:27:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

♥

2006-11-27 17:27:25 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-27 17:26:46 · 17 answers · asked by KrystalKlear 2 in Polls & Surveys

Revenge of the Nerds and he also played "Goose" in Top Gun and he played Mark Green on ER. I heard a rumor that when his charcter on ER was dying from brain cancer that he also had cancer and passed away. Does anyone know if this is true?

2006-11-27 17:25:39 · 5 answers · asked by jenniaj1973 2 in Celebrities

2006-11-27 17:25:32 · 7 answers · asked by ma2chi2001 1 in Jokes & Riddles

its a relegion its just ure beliefs- it does not DEFINE who u are- ure parents do ure upbringing does.
terroism is due to confliction in religion. racism can be due to that too- u see a brown person oh ure a muslim- URE NOT u can be hindu, buddhist, sikh anything. so why is religion so important these days.

2006-11-27 17:24:56 · 22 answers · asked by shrimpy 3 in Polls & Surveys

Not the dancer, but the girl he's after, the one he has a picture of. She gets in the car and leaves with him.

2006-11-27 17:24:44 · 5 answers · asked by verry_cherry_chica 1 in Music

It is laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors.

There is, however, a catch: Once you open the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you go up a floor, you can't go back down except to exit the building.

So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door says:

Floor 1: These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman reads the sign. "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"

So up she goes.

The second floor sign says:

Floor 2: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better" say the woman "But, I wonder what's further up?"

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3: These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework.

2006-11-27 17:24:25 · 12 answers · asked by GS 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-27 17:24:21 · 29 answers · asked by S&S 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-27 17:23:41 · 12 answers · asked by drshorty 7 in Polls & Surveys

Or is it all just talk? I guess they will have to change the name of the dog.

2006-11-27 17:22:52 · 1 answers · asked by michinoku2001 7 in Movies

I know i have heard this song in other shows/movies before. And i really like it! Anyone know the name or who its by??

Here is the link...the song is used towards the end of the movie!!
http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/childrenofmen/

2006-11-27 17:22:50 · 2 answers · asked by Fi 2 in Movies