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It is laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors.

There is, however, a catch: Once you open the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you go up a floor, you can't go back down except to exit the building.

So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door says:

Floor 1: These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman reads the sign. "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"

So up she goes.

The second floor sign says:

Floor 2: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better" say the woman "But, I wonder what's further up?"

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3: These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework.

2006-11-27 17:24:25 · 12 answers · asked by GS 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

"Wow," says the woman, "very tempting BUT, there's more further up!"

And so again, she goes up.

On the fourth floor, the sign reads:

Floor 4: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me, but just think what must be awaiting me further on?!"

So up to the fifth floor she goes.

The sign on that door says:

Floor 5: This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day.

2006-11-27 17:25:00 · update #1

12 answers

great joke! being a woman, i know ur right!

2006-11-27 17:31:35 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

Fine thinking

2006-11-28 01:33:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Wheres the funny? ooooooh there it is!! hahahaha Very funny!!

2006-11-28 01:38:00 · answer #3 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0 0

dats sooooooo true. i m a typical woman.:D

2006-11-29 02:05:28 · answer #4 · answered by ToXiC 3 · 0 0

that's cool I wish it was true lol

2006-11-28 01:33:18 · answer #5 · answered by Tiffany b 3 · 0 0

hey dat was grt!! really made me laugh
:D

2006-11-28 01:30:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

read it earlier this week, but sooo true, dumb women!

2006-11-28 01:47:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

giggle, guffaw, rofl

2006-11-28 01:29:53 · answer #8 · answered by LatterDaySaint and loving it 6 · 0 0

ha ha ha very funny

2006-11-28 08:10:46 · answer #9 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0 0

good

2006-11-28 23:32:13 · answer #10 · answered by arpita 5 · 0 0

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