It is laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors.
There is, however, a catch: Once you open the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you go up a floor, you can't go back down except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door says:
Floor 1: These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman reads the sign. "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up she goes.
The second floor sign says:
Floor 2: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Hmmm, better" say the woman "But, I wonder what's further up?"
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework.
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"Wow," says the woman, "very tempting BUT, there's more further up!"
And so again, she goes up.
On the fourth floor, the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me, but just think what must be awaiting me further on?!"
So up to the fifth floor she goes.
The sign on that door says:
Floor 5: This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day.
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