A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.
"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"
She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"
He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.
"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"
2006-11-27 17:35:54 · 13 answers · asked by GS 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i love when u tell the truth and no one believes u, because u dont want them to
2006-11-27 17:38:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hay man I do like this .
But truth never fails
2006-11-27 17:42:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
in basic terms sus it out..say something flirty to him and see if he bites back..then once you're the two smiling you could quite lots ask something... no would desire to think of roughly it each and all the time nonetheless..it is going to be an interior the 2d difficulty.
2016-10-13 06:27:04 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Gud man...u r really a Laughing King....
2006-11-27 17:50:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Damn funny one.
2006-11-27 20:59:03 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thatz a pisser you should become a comedeian!1 itz so funny im cryin:')
2006-11-27 17:40:30 · answer #6 · answered by Jennifer C 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-11-28 00:11:18 · answer #7 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! that one was great too!! fun times.
2006-11-27 18:06:31 · answer #8 · answered by fat_bottom_girls_rock 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
very funny
2006-11-28 15:33:06 · answer #9 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I like that one!
2006-11-27 17:37:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋