Entertainment & Music - 23 November 2006

Mine was Love machine on the Wham Fantastic album.. I still have it on vinyl.

2006-11-23 01:36:29 · 38 answers · asked by Stripper 3 in Polls & Surveys

Doctor Larsson was doing his normal morning rounds the mental hospital when he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand.

Meanwhile, another patient was in the room, hanging from the ceiling by his feet.

The doctor asked his patient what he was doing, sitting on the floor.
The patient replied in an irritated fashion,
"Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"

The doctor inquired, "And what is the fellow hanging from the ceiling doing?"

"Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb."
The doctor asks,
"If he's your friend, don't you think you should get him down from
there before he hurts himself?"

"What? And work in the dark!?"

2006-11-23 01:35:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I tried to post a canadian stupid girl saying I was stupid cause I forgot its american thanksgiving and what was I asking what you all are doing today, cause its your thanksgiving there, I know DUH of me.






Happy Thanksgiving USA!

2006-11-23 01:34:29 · 21 answers · asked by Sassy H 4 in Polls & Surveys

Have you ever had a non-sexual man crush?

2006-11-23 01:33:45 · 7 answers · asked by Jack 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-23 01:33:19 · 11 answers · asked by A Different Set Of Jaws 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-23 01:31:49 · 8 answers · asked by Bungle, Zippy & George 1 in Television

2006-11-23 01:31:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

this made me feel calm and good afterwards-----> http://youtube.com/watch?v=NRWqbOZhllI

Let me know what you think.

2006-11-23 01:29:10 · 9 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream,

"Where did you get that car?"

He calmly told them, "I bought it today."

"With what money?" demanded his parents.

We know what a Porsche costs.."

"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."

So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?" they asked.

"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. Don't know her name-they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."

"Oh my Goodness!," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."

So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias. He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.

"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn't intend to come back. He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did."

(Are women good or what?)

2006-11-23 01:28:57 · 39 answers · asked by chantelle d 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-23 01:28:33 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-23 01:28:25 · 15 answers · asked by Bungle, Zippy & George 1 in Music

2006-11-23 01:26:34 · 19 answers · asked by 2 good 2 miss 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-23 01:26:06 · 7 answers · asked by Sexy_Bunny 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-23 01:22:55 · 23 answers · asked by dam D 1 in Horoscopes

2006-11-23 01:22:48 · 4 answers · asked by shubhi 1 in Music

adults make rules. children & teenagers hate to obey them wheter they like it or not. what can you say about this? give examples

2006-11-23 01:22:03 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-23 01:21:11 · 16 answers · asked by Brigadiers 1 in Music

I need the trailers for all the Harry Potter movies. Do you know from where could I download them? I already tried to search on google and yahoo, but I couldn't find anything!

2006-11-23 01:21:09 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-23 01:21:05 · 32 answers · asked by Nicole 4 in Polls & Surveys

have discovered that excessive masturbation can cause dyslexia. Hwoeevr tihs is olny in extreem caess of slef aubse

2006-11-23 01:20:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I have to go do my laundry, my dishes, sweep my floors, wash them, dust, make beds, clean the bathroom and the list goes on and on and on, what do you have to do today?

2006-11-23 01:20:04 · 17 answers · asked by Sassy H 4 in Polls & Surveys

He sung it himself.

2006-11-23 01:19:56 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

therez this idiot virus in my computer.. bcoz of which i cant use YA properly... if i see it ... i will eat it !!!

grrr.... heheh... :)

2006-11-23 01:19:30 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Even with lights out?

2006-11-23 01:19:05 · 16 answers · asked by A Different Set Of Jaws 1 in Movies

What makes one more so than another?

2006-11-23 01:18:10 · 18 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

I want 2 contact the spiritworld 4 a message, so i want 2 speak 2 a medium/spiritualist, online, but i do want it free. Help me plz if u can, thanx.

2006-11-23 01:16:52 · 9 answers · asked by angelD 1 in Horoscopes

2006-11-23 01:15:35 · 13 answers · asked by sick of fakes.. 3 in Music

Can I smash one on your face?

2006-11-23 01:15:30 · 24 answers · asked by ☆ßad Influence☆ 1 in Polls & Surveys

so im listening to the radio and i heard this song and the lyrics go
ramonds in his sunday best hes usually up to his chest in oil and greasy theres the martins walking in with that mean little freckled face kid who broke a window last week

if you could help me that would be awesome

2006-11-23 01:14:47 · 4 answers · asked by mumasgurl17 2 in Music

There are a lot of us born as Capricorns but it will be kind of fascinating to find out if there are others out there who share such a rare similarity.

2006-11-23 01:14:11 · 8 answers · asked by sweetiepie_cal_5 3 in Horoscopes