Doctor Larsson was doing his normal morning rounds the mental hospital when he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand.
Meanwhile, another patient was in the room, hanging from the ceiling by his feet.
The doctor asked his patient what he was doing, sitting on the floor.
The patient replied in an irritated fashion,
"Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"
The doctor inquired, "And what is the fellow hanging from the ceiling doing?"
"Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb."
The doctor asks,
"If he's your friend, don't you think you should get him down from
there before he hurts himself?"
"What? And work in the dark!?"
2006-11-23 01:35:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol....I actually like that one.
2006-11-23 01:41:31 · answer #1 · answered by slknspphr3645 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 10:43:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 out of ten
2006-11-23 01:51:29 · answer #3 · answered by thatniceguy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He can make him sit besides him to use as a light stand...but that he won't do it as he is also like you...a gone case after all !!!? Funny One !!! I liked it !
2006-11-23 01:50:37 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eish That's what I can say sounds abit like blond jokes
2006-11-23 01:44:52 · answer #5 · answered by Stefy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol not bad. 8/10
2006-11-23 01:38:09 · answer #6 · answered by ibro999 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe>>>>>>>>>>>not bad>>>>>>>>lol
2006-11-23 01:48:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-23 03:41:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats so cute!
2006-11-25 17:01:58 · answer #9 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that was funnyy!
but mean to retarded people.
but its really funnnyyyy.
2006-11-23 01:51:23 · answer #10 · answered by answergirl98731 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋