Entertainment & Music - 23 November 2006

2006-11-23 02:07:49 · 3 answers · asked by Emily L 2 in Celebrities

I think she's a plain jane compared to nicole kidman and penelope cruz.

2006-11-23 02:07:35 · 8 answers · asked by anxiousgirl888 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-23 02:07:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Though my question is for sanjivni yet if anyone else knows please help....i have been looking for nadi astrology centre gurgaon,proper address. Please help if anyone knows

2006-11-23 02:06:53 · 2 answers · asked by sonya 1 in Horoscopes

2006-11-23 02:05:19 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I bought tickets to the Cleveland Indians home opener for next year. It's my birthday AND Good Friday. Is there a special dispensation for us Catholics to not fast that day or are hotdogs not really meat so I can have one at the game?

2006-11-23 02:05:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

♥Or possibly with just one or two special people in your life?

2006-11-23 02:05:09 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Nose?

26/34-19

2006-11-23 02:03:43 · 3 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.

She gestures alluringly to the barman, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals for him to bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard, which is full and bushy.

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no" he replies.

"Can you get him for me -- I need to speak to him." She is running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid that I can't," breathes the barman, clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."

2006-11-23 02:03:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-23 02:03:10 · 13 answers · asked by Mikey 3 in Other - Entertainment

apart from newt!

2006-11-23 02:03:10 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i asked a question and that illmannered person is abusing me for what

2006-11-23 02:02:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

It was last night. My best friend and I were playing Dance Dance Revolution, a revolutionary new game. My friend was leaping about forming craters in the living room wood floor. She weighs in excess of 237 lbs, and her mountainous lard buckets were breaking the sound barrier throughout the town. Meanwhile, in the other room, my gramps and grams were enjoying a thorough portion of lobster tails. I was eyeing my friend as she took one final leap, and fell through the floor. The television then rocketed toward my gramps’ second stomach. (runs in the fam) Gramps then fell to the depths of the craters in the basement floor. My friend continued to leap ungracefully, as I yelled to my gramps down yonder to leave it on the doorstep and get the hell out of here. My friend sprinted full force, baggage flapping in the wind, down the street down yonder to find another TV. I paced toward my grams with the gimpy leg, and startled her so much that she choked on her fork. I sat there in astonishment as it began to twang in her esophagus like a garbage disposal. I turned around to witness the smoke and debris that were scattered around my living room amongst a few dozen corpses. The TV was engulfed in flames, and it began to scorch my gramps’ bulbous nostril hair. I grumbled in agony as my grams fell off the chair onto the cold hard mahogany floor. What should I do?

2006-11-23 02:01:56 · 8 answers · asked by Reginalda 1 in Jokes & Riddles

A lawyer married a woman who had
previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
"Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that
be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him!

But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

2006-11-23 02:01:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-23 02:01:13 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-23 02:01:09 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

Can anyone give me some info on it?

2006-11-23 02:00:48 · 17 answers · asked by smartymara 1 in Movies

Like how Steve Martin had is hair! Whoosh. I find those terribly attractive. :)

2006-11-23 02:00:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i hate them so much i hope batiska knocks king booker out and he becomes the king and the big show should just quit i hate them so much!

2006-11-23 02:00:28 · 1 answers · asked by nobody 2 in Television

I do not know much about ''brothers'' and ''hoes'' would any fellow out there kindly explain what this involves and how one could acquire one's self with an ''open mike u get me''

2006-11-23 01:59:49 · 5 answers · asked by dave_pays_by_credit_card 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-11-23 01:59:44 · 29 answers · asked by Tarry Totter 1 in Jokes & Riddles

which is the video where he walks into a building like 6 deep. all with straight faces, loooking hard? then proceeds to go into a studio?

2006-11-23 01:59:09 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

what is every1s fav song by rhcp?

i like by the way,cant stop,californiacation,dani california and a really old 1,higher ground

2006-11-23 01:58:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded to the last hotel manager. "Or just a bed. I don't really care where. I'm completely exhausted."

"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager, "And I'm sure he would be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained all week. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."

"No problem," the tired traveler assured him. "I'll take it."

The next morning John came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. The manager asked him how he survived.

"Never better," John said.

The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?"

"Nope. I shut him up in no time," John said.

"How'd you manage that?" the manager asked.

"He was already in bed, snoring away when I came in the room," John said. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Good night, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."

2006-11-23 01:58:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Dooby Dooby Dooby Dooby Dooby Quack Quack!

I saw him live as part of the pantomime! Beat that!

2006-11-23 01:58:36 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

in the video its raining & a guy plays the piano at the end of it.it is a rock group

2006-11-23 01:57:19 · 3 answers · asked by susie s 1 in Music

George harrison was strumming his guitar when a cockroach came strolling up.George Harrison looked down and said to the cockroach"Do you know i named a pop group after you".The cockroach looked up at George Harrison and said "WHAT CYRIL"

2006-11-23 01:56:55 · 13 answers · asked by colin050659 6 in Jokes & Riddles

A truck driver amused himself by running over lawyers as they walked down the side of the road. Every time he saw a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him. There would be a loud "thud", and then he would swerve back on the road.

As the truck driver drove along one day, he saw a priest hitch hiking, he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"

The priest said he was on his way to his church up the road.

"I'll give you a lift."

The priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. At the last minute, he remembered he had a priest in the truck and swerved back onto the road. Even though he knew he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "thud." Unsure of where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors. When he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit a lawyer."

The priest replied, "That's OK, I got him with the door."

2006-11-23 01:55:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I saw one on the net but it only apllies to U.S. residents.
I live in the phillippines. . .
Can anyone help me??! please!

2006-11-23 01:55:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Jay -Z and Beyonce, Nelly and ashanti ,or Jermain Dupri and Janet Jackson?

2006-11-23 01:54:44 · 12 answers · asked by brownsuagr569 2 in Polls & Surveys