A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestures alluringly to the barman, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals for him to bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard, which is full and bushy.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" he replies.
"Can you get him for me -- I need to speak to him." She is running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid that I can't," breathes the barman, clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."
2006-11-23 02:03:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow ! What a way of cleaning her hand !!! after washing her fingers in his mouth ...what next to get rid of the smell left ...?! Too funny but bit crude !!! A lesson to the Bars who are irregular with their supplies !!! Good one !
2006-11-23 02:20:30 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shocking>>>>>>Yes, heard a number of times
& Sexy >>>>>it appears so>>>> good one>>>>lol
2006-11-23 02:09:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
properly they 4 females are wearing short epidermis tight clothing inspired by utilising father christmas's known outfit. i dont think of the scene is stunning precisely the females are dancing quite suggestivley yet theres not something too provocative with regard to the scene.
2016-10-12 23:33:03 · answer #3 · answered by dusik 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i know this one and it is funny i wouldnt say shocking
so weird i heard the same one in russian 2 days ago
2006-11-23 02:06:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The customer IS always right
2006-11-23 02:12:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now THATS funny.
2006-11-23 02:39:55 · answer #6 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is not shocking or sexy,sorry.
2006-11-23 02:43:26 · answer #7 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-23 03:38:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah.... lol! Funny.
2006-11-23 02:05:33 · answer #9 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwhhhhhh
2006-11-23 02:22:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋