A truck driver amused himself by running over lawyers as they walked down the side of the road. Every time he saw a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him. There would be a loud "thud", and then he would swerve back on the road.
As the truck driver drove along one day, he saw a priest hitch hiking, he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
The priest said he was on his way to his church up the road.
"I'll give you a lift."
The priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. At the last minute, he remembered he had a priest in the truck and swerved back onto the road. Even though he knew he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "thud." Unsure of where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors. When he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit a lawyer."
The priest replied, "That's OK, I got him with the door."
2006-11-23 01:55:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That was cute. It did put a smile on my face. Thank you and Happy Thanksgiving!
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2016-12-10 14:20:31 · answer #2 · answered by chaplean 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my... terrible in a funny way. What are the lawyers doing walking on the streets? I thought they were supposed to have money... lol... Happy Turkey Day! :-)
2006-11-23 01:59:33 · answer #3 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!
2006-11-23 02:11:34 · answer #4 · answered by That one guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yeah thats funny... but i dont really have anything against lawyers =]
2006-11-23 02:01:05 · answer #5 · answered by christine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute, makes me laugh and soon i will be stuffing my face so that makes for a nice combo!! Rock on today!!
2006-11-23 02:02:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh ya
2006-11-23 01:59:49 · answer #7 · answered by Twenty20 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it does
2006-11-23 02:07:31 · answer #8 · answered by luvcmm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Did you think of that yourself? Funny. :)
2006-11-23 02:03:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
thx
2006-11-23 01:59:36 · answer #10 · answered by whacky doodler 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋