A fifteen year old boy came home.................?

Question

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream,

"Where did you get that car?"

He calmly told them, "I bought it today."

"With what money?" demanded his parents.

We know what a Porsche costs.."

"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."

So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?" they asked.

"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. Don't know her name-they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."

"Oh my Goodness!," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."

So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias. He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.

"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn't intend to come back. He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did."

(Are women good or what?)

Answer 1

women are the best chantelle and the joke is the same as you a cracker

Answer 2

Obidient wife...followed the instructions of her unfaithful husband and sold the Porsche and sent him the required money to look after her Secretary well in Hawaii !!! Ha Ha Ha ...too funny and a joke with a warning to the guys who are too intimate with their Secretaries and do have some nice and good Cars with them !!! Ha Ha Ha !!

Answer 3

9/10

Answer 4

omg! i love that. i'm gonna add it to my "reasons y u should never mess with women" list. here are the other jokes that are already on the list: A woman and a man driver are involved in a horrific collision, but amazingly both escape completely unhurt - though their cars are written off. As they crawl out of the wreckage, the man sees the woman is strikingly beautiful. Then the woman turns to the man and gushes breathily: 'That's incredible - both our cars are demolished but we're fine. It must be a sign from God that we are meant to be together!' Sensing a promise, the man stammers back, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely!' The woman goes on, 'And look, though my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine survived intact, too! It must be another sign. Let's drink to our love!' 'Well, OK!' says the man, going with the moment. She offers him the bottle, so he downs half of it and hands it back. 'Your turn,' says the man. 'No, thanks,' says the woman, 'I think I'll just wait for the police.' ......................................... Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seventeen years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I 'm gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Response: Dear Ex-Husband - Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seventeen years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you g ot a hair cut last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a girl!" but my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on because the price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning ... and your silk boxers were $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. > I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Rich As Hell and Free! P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carla, my sister, was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem. ......................................... When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widowed father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening, he went to a singles bar, where he spots the most beautiful woman he's ever seen, her natural beauty takes his breath away. I may look just like an ordinary man," he says, as he walks up to her,"but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." The woman went home with Charles that evening, and the next day, she became his stepmother.

Answer 5

I know of someone that sold her husband's Rolls Royce foe £5 for the same reason. Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned !

Answer 6

This is actually a true story, when a TV presenter (ex Jockey) was interviewing a supermodel, said on TV "I would leave my wife and kids for you" but he didn’t know the wife was at home watching this. She sold his Lotus for £0.50p on eBay!! (True story it was on the papers)

Answer 7

Nice one I would do exactl;y the same 15 dollars is what's he's worth and deserves and the secetary's gonna leave him for sure.

Women girl I have to be honest are the BEST

Answer 8

What a pathetically played non joke- this is an urban legend, stupid! Yes, women are good- half of her assets have just been sold for 7 dollars. Clever!

Answer 9

maybe she should have asked the boy for 5 dollars if she really wanted to get at her husband, personally I think she wanted some for herself and as no intention of handing the money to her husband, I think that makes her bad, heheheheheheheh chuckle chuckle chortle chortle.

Answer 10

That woman was clever! That's something I would do if a jerk cheated on me then had the audacity to ask me for money!