A woman walks into a Ferrari dealership. She browses around, then
spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her.
Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone
has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up
right now.
But, as she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman.
"Good day, Madam, how may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
vehicle? He answers, "Madam, I'm afraid I can't say.... If you
farted just touching it, you're going to shi t yourself when you hear the
price."
2006-11-21
19:06:55
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