Entertainment & Music - 21 November 2006

2006-11-21 19:23:23 · 12 answers · asked by Avskull 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 19:23:10 · 12 answers · asked by Avskull 5 in Polls & Surveys

it made me laugh. what other famous person has turned all church goer recently?

2006-11-21 19:22:56 · 4 answers · asked by LS 5 in Celebrities

2006-11-21 19:22:38 · 13 answers · asked by Avskull 5 in Polls & Surveys

An American gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to an Indian. He immediately turns to him and makes his move.

"You know," says the American, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."

The Indian, who had just opened his book, closes it slowly and says to the American guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," says the Indian. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and
the horse produces muffins of dried poop.
Why do you suppose that is?"

The American guy is dumbfounded.

Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."

"So tell me," says the Indian, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh it?"

2006-11-21 19:22:23 · 20 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-21 19:22:20 · 7 answers · asked by Avskull 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 19:21:52 · 6 answers · asked by Avskull 5 in Polls & Surveys

Even if they've never attacked you personally...

2006-11-21 19:20:35 · 23 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 19:19:59 · 10 answers · asked by Avskull 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 19:19:43 · 3 answers · asked by Avskull 5 in Polls & Surveys

Please limit answers to no more than two songs.

Thanks for your responses!
I would appreciate answers to my other 80's rock questions:
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2006-11-21 19:19:39 · 14 answers · asked by Zloar 4 in Music

2006-11-21 19:19:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Just curious.

2006-11-21 19:19:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-21 19:17:35 · 8 answers · asked by Avskull 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 19:17:20 · 7 answers · asked by Avskull 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 19:16:56 · 13 answers · asked by MilleniumPrankster 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 19:16:41 · 3 answers · asked by Avskull 5 in Polls & Surveys

or tormended as a storm in a water glass?

2006-11-21 19:16:34 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

its funny to see only his face through out the whole page.

2006-11-21 19:16:24 · 15 answers · asked by Piggy 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 19:16:10 · 6 answers · asked by Avskull 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 19:16:07 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 19:15:44 · 11 answers · asked by Avskull 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 19:15:32 · 4 answers · asked by Avskull 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 19:15:18 · 6 answers · asked by Avskull 5 in Polls & Surveys

Dear Mum & Dad,

I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the farm - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are all gone!

I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6am. But I like sleeping in now, cuz all yagotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform.

No bloody cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed to stack - nothin'!! Ya haz gotta shave though, but its not so bad, coz there's lotsa hot water and even a light to see what ya doing!

At brekky ya get cereal, fruit and eggs but there's no kangaroo steaks or possum stew like wot Mum makes. You don't get fed again until noon, and by that time all the city boys are buggered because we've been on a 'route march' - geez its only just like walking to the windmill in the back paddock!!

This one will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep getting medals for shootin' - dunno why. The bullseye is as big as a bloody possum's bum and it don't move and its not firing back at ya like the Johnsons did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the Ekka last year! All ya gotta do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target - its a piece of piss!! You don't even load your own cartridges they comes in little boxes and ya don't have to steady yourself against the rollbar of the roo shooting truck when you reload!

Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with the city boys and I gotta be real careful coz they break easy - it's not like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and Steve and Muzza all at once like we do at home after the muster.

Turns out I'm not a bad boxer either and it looks like I'm the best the platoon's got, and I've only been beaten by this one bloke from the Engineers - he's 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and three pick handles across the shoulders and as ya know I'm only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wringin' wet,but I fought him till the other blokes carried me off to the boozer.

I can't complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around how bloody good it is.

Your loving daughter,

Sheila

2006-11-21 19:15:06 · 19 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-21 19:14:36 · 5 answers · asked by Avskull 5 in Polls & Surveys

psst,... I punch zebras on tuesday when i investigate the canadians who are really from antarctica, and crocodiles make me want to jump off a cliff in front of a speeding ostrich

2006-11-21 19:14:14 · 4 answers · asked by Lucid Mercenary...™ 1 in Polls & Surveys

On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.

The cop said to the kid, "Nice bike you've got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid said, "Yeah."

The cop said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike." The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid took the ticket, but before he rode off he said, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop said, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."

2006-11-21 19:14:10 · 12 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-21 19:13:10 · 9 answers · asked by Avskull 5 in Polls & Surveys

when my vessel travels, the ocean becomes calm and still. what am I?

2006-11-21 19:13:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles