On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.
The cop said to the kid, "Nice bike you've got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid said, "Yeah."
The cop said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike." The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid took the ticket, but before he rode off he said, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the cop said, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
2006-11-21 19:14:10 · 12 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahhaa i love it :o)
2006-11-21 19:16:39 · answer #1 · answered by jerseygirl<3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Though my kids didn't believe in Santa, I have worked with a lot that do and realize that some of their attachments are quite strong. I have no idea how old your daughter is. If she's past six, you should probably just explain it and inwardly seethe at your neighbor. If she's 3, 4, or 5, and you think she could forget this incident and you could successfully convince her that your neighbor is full of it, then you could try. However, if she is one of those who randomly brings up something that happened like a year ago (my four year old does this, he'll bring up things that happened last winter when he was barely three), then you might need to just tell her the truth. The main thing to remember is that she may not have been ready to know the truth, but she knows it now and if she's going to remember this later, it might cause more problems when she turns eight and you do have to tell her the truth. Then she'll wonder why you continued to lie to her all that time, especially when someone else had told her the truth in the first place. This really depends on your daughter's age and her personality.
2016-05-22 12:46:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aw, that is so cute! Why can't modern guys think up of comebacks like that?!
2006-11-21 19:23:59 · answer #3 · answered by fliptastic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Very funny and very clever boy.
2006-11-21 22:51:52 · answer #4 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that was funny 10
2006-11-21 21:45:14 · answer #5 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-11-21 23:49:31 · answer #6 · answered by candy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
unnh huh
2006-11-21 22:23:33 · answer #7 · answered by BRAINY SKEETA ® 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-21 20:34:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-11-21 19:18:40 · answer #9 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA incase you hanen't caught on Im laughing hysterically
2006-11-21 21:52:34 · answer #10 · answered by Ballyskenachgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋