An American gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to an Indian. He immediately turns to him and makes his move.
"You know," says the American, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
The Indian, who had just opened his book, closes it slowly and says to the American guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," says the Indian. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and
the horse produces muffins of dried poop.
Why do you suppose that is?"
The American guy is dumbfounded.
Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."
"So tell me," says the Indian, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh it?"
2006-11-21 19:22:23 · 20 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
without a doubt..that's funny...a ten..:-)
2006-11-21 19:25:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny, I liked it. But suppose the American was a Zoologist or a biology teacher and he gave the indian a thorough and in-depth answer? What then?
American: "Well, the digestive system of herbivores is a complex process where some animals process the nutrients in different ways......"
Indian: "I would love to disscuss it, but you talk to much shyt....."
lol
Ok, ok, I know, gimme a break I just woke up........
2006-11-21 22:34:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's really funny how the Indian meant it literally...
2006-11-21 19:34:22 · answer #3 · answered by fliptastic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really nice. that should put the other guy in his place.
I believe I'll use it soon.
10/10.
2006-11-21 21:03:08 · answer #4 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny, made me giggle, thanks for that xx (Id say a definate 10 out of 10 by the way x)
2006-11-21 22:34:07 · answer #5 · answered by sammie_wammie1971 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crap joke!
Had to reply so that I've got this joke in my Q &A and can find it again easily.
2006-11-21 19:34:48 · answer #6 · answered by Kate J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one, shall be repeating down the pub if it's ok with you!!
2006-11-22 01:02:13 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good. i'll give it a 8 out of ten
2006-11-21 19:25:46 · answer #8 · answered by choo_hoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2006-11-21 21:38:53 · answer #9 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it several times, but, still brought a smile.......lmao
2006-11-21 22:03:56 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.. thumbs up!!
2006-11-21 19:41:57 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋