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Grow up we all know santa doesnt exist
2006-11-21 19:12:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well done ... old but seasonal. The kids would love it (they're old enough to know santa is for little kids n he doesnt exist)
A minister I knew walked into church dressed as Santa and carrying a goodie bag. He asked, "Who believes in Santa?" Only the kids put their hands up. He threw them each a lolly pop and added NOW who believes in Santa and nearly everyone threw their hands up! - It was quite funny. (And yes, I got a lolly pop)
2006-11-21 19:46:44 · answer #1 · answered by nettyone2003 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats fine !!! Out of curiosity I scrolled down to see who fooled you by imporsonating Santa's Bum !! For that matter why any one should show you Bum when you deserve something real better One ?! Ha Ha Ha ...take it easy !!!
2006-11-21 20:31:07 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of insensitive b i t ch are you? I'm 36 years old and I believed in Santa until I read your stupid f u c k ing joke, you twisted whore. I' m going to sue you. What kind of heartless b i t ch breaks a 36 year old child's heart. I'm going to send my mom over to whip your a s s. Alright, who eats the cookies I leave for Santa, B i t c h ?
2006-11-21 22:33:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol, old 1 but i still chuckle 2 myself
2006-11-21 19:14:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was really looking forward to seeing it
2006-11-21 23:06:05 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LoL , but heartbroken now. Off to sulk.
2006-11-22 00:09:59 · answer #6 · answered by David 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the old ones are the best!
2006-11-21 19:14:48 · answer #7 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what santa doesn't exist????????!!!!!!! *cries* broken my heart. only kidding but we can all hope can't we.
2006-11-21 22:19:47 · answer #8 · answered by Toxilocks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, hands up you got me too
2006-11-21 20:52:23 · answer #9 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And you post this one in the jokes category..........!.......for that I laugh
2006-11-21 22:30:35 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋