A woman walks into a Ferrari dealership. She browses around, then
spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her.
Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone
has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up
right now.
But, as she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman.
"Good day, Madam, how may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
vehicle? He answers, "Madam, I'm afraid I can't say.... If you
farted just touching it, you're going to shi t yourself when you hear the
price."
2006-11-21 19:06:55 · 21 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is hilarious.......9/10
2006-11-21 21:39:32 · answer #1 · answered by cherry blossom 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha hah ha , thats the way to tell em , 10 outa 10 mate !
2006-11-22 03:15:36 · answer #2 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Awkward situation...
That guy needs better business skills! If he's gonna act like that, he'll just scare the customers away!
2006-11-22 03:19:48 · answer #3 · answered by fliptastic 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
10/10. Great one.
2006-11-22 06:54:16 · answer #4 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
pmsl 10/10
2006-11-22 03:08:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Like it Bon San.
2006-11-22 03:08:53 · answer #6 · answered by ♣ My Brainhurts ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, I didn't.....but, that lady....I feel sorry for her for the comments of the salesman......I think it is improper for the salesman to say those words, (may be this is a joke)
hahaha.......funny one.........lol
2006-11-22 06:26:41 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I hope it smelled like flowers because mine does. I bottle mine and sell them on ebay. They're going fast too!
2006-11-22 03:12:26 · answer #8 · answered by tofu 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hope the Ladies is nearby !
2006-11-22 05:40:42 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Take no notice of the moaners, I liked it.
2006-11-22 03:10:01 · answer #10 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
woooooo well done 10/10 tht was fabaroony!
2006-11-22 04:59:41 · answer #11 · answered by jiving 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋