Entertainment & Music - 19 November 2006

2006-11-19 02:49:12 · 5 answers · asked by sony271278 1 in Music

A Russian guy was walking down the street when he came across a bottle of vodka. He picked it up, opened it and a genie came out and said, "You are my master. You now have one wish."
The Russian man said, "I would like to piss vodka."

When the he got home he told his wife to get two glasses. She brought them and asked what they'd be drinking. He told her he could piss vodka, and of course she didn't believe him. So he pissed in the glasses, she smelled one, and said, "It smells like vodka!"

Then they drank some and couldn't believe it, but it tasted like vodka too! Indeed, it was the best vodka they'd ever had.

So the next night the Russian guy came home tired and told his wife to get one glass. She asked him, "Why only one glass?"

"Because tonight," he said, "you're drinking from the bottle!"

2006-11-19 02:49:06 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-19 02:48:54 · 2 answers · asked by sony271278 1 in Music

Does it really work ? Is it a result of fear and uncertainty that people consult the "stars" for guidance ?

2006-11-19 02:48:33 · 13 answers · asked by Toshihiro 3 in Horoscopes

2006-11-19 02:48:01 · 4 answers · asked by Brianna T 3 in Celebrities

the Cheetah Girl DVD is from disney and it is new

2006-11-19 02:47:55 · 5 answers · asked by j3000king52 1 in Movies

Uh.. 0h!

2006-11-19 02:46:57 · 10 answers · asked by ☆ßad Influence☆ 1 in Polls & Surveys

Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that''s going around?"
The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you''re a penguin, doesn''t it?"

2006-11-19 02:46:05 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Christmas , Easter etc.?

2006-11-19 02:45:49 · 25 answers · asked by BRAINY SKEETA ® 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 02:45:20 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

William and Amy had been high school sweethearts, but they had never had sex.

"We'll have to wait until we are married," she told him.

So he waits. They are engaged three looooong years, but finally the big day rolls around.

On their wedding night, Amy comes out of the bathroom and says, "I have some bad news. I have my period and I don't want our first time to be all bloody!"

William says, "You're kidding!"

Amy says, "We'll just have to wait a bit longer."

Amy goes to sleep, and wakes up at 3:00 am to get a drink. On her way back to bed, she notices William wide awake staring at the ceiling.

"There's no use, William," she said. "You might as well give it up and go to sleep."

"I would, except my dic*k's so hard there's isn't enough skin left to close my eyes!"

2006-11-19 02:44:32 · 10 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-19 02:44:11 · 17 answers · asked by hmbn 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 02:44:03 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

(their head hair just for all the wisealics)

2006-11-19 02:43:50 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He likes woodworking he has all tools, and he IS almost 90. He doesnt' need any more junk! HELP!!

2006-11-19 02:42:49 · 14 answers · asked by Me luv u long time 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 02:41:30 · 4 answers · asked by manang bruka 2 in Horoscopes

agree or disagree with Pogo?

2006-11-19 02:41:20 · 8 answers · asked by whacky doodler 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 02:41:09 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Tell me the randomest thing you can think of!

Guidelines:
Must be polite.
No swearing
No innapporiate content

2006-11-19 02:40:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Where would you like to visit for free?

2006-11-19 02:40:08 · 1 answers · asked by BRAINY SKEETA ® 6 in Polls & Surveys

I think the public have the control over the show rather than the judges. What do you think?

2006-11-19 02:39:59 · 16 answers · asked by Vig 2 in Television

i would love to know

2006-11-19 02:39:55 · 5 answers · asked by Katrina 1 in Music

lol

2006-11-19 02:38:20 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ive Tried Wal-mart, Target, Best Buy, and Electronic Express

2006-11-19 02:36:56 · 2 answers · asked by alchemist_205 1 in Music

I'm in Japan, I can't look at the magazine! For some reason I am really curious to know if my favorites made the list:-)

2006-11-19 02:36:11 · 3 answers · asked by Jacqueline S 2 in Celebrities

2006-11-19 02:35:35 · 4 answers · asked by hugh h 1 in Music

Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide to go on a picnic. Joe packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches. The trouble is, the picnic site is 10 miles away, so the turtles take 10 whole days to get there.
By the time they do arrive, everyone's whipped and hungry. Joe takes the stuff out of the basket, one by one. He takes out the sodas and realizes that they forgot to bring a bottle opener. Joe & Steve beg Poncho to turn back home and retrieve it, but Poncho flatly refuses, knowing that they'll eat everything by the time he gets back.

Somehow, after about two hours, the turtles manage to convince Poncho to go, swearing on their great-grand turtles' graves that they won't touch the food. So, Poncho sets off down the road, slow and steady.

Twenty days pass, but no Poncho. Joe and Steve are hungry and puzzled, but a promise is a promise. Another day passes, and still no Poncho, but a promise is a promise. After three more days pass without Poncho in sight, Steve starts getting restless. "I NEED FOOD!" he says with a hint of dementia in his voice.

"NO!" Joe retorts. "We promised."

Five more days pass. Joe realizes that Poncho probably skipped out to the Burger King down the road, so the two turtles weakly lift the lid, get a sandwich, and open their mouths to eat. But then, right at that instant, Poncho pops out behind a rock.

"Just for that, I'm not going."

2006-11-19 02:33:55 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i knew a guy who was on the sea food diet ...

i said to him sea food and eat it

2006-11-19 02:33:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-19 02:32:16 · 8 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Movies

Its a old gospel song alot of people sing at funerals

2006-11-19 02:31:46 · 5 answers · asked by especiallyme 1 in Music