A Russian guy was walking down the street when he came across a bottle of vodka. He picked it up, opened it and a genie came out and said, "You are my master. You now have one wish."
The Russian man said, "I would like to piss vodka."
When the he got home he told his wife to get two glasses. She brought them and asked what they'd be drinking. He told her he could piss vodka, and of course she didn't believe him. So he pissed in the glasses, she smelled one, and said, "It smells like vodka!"
Then they drank some and couldn't believe it, but it tasted like vodka too! Indeed, it was the best vodka they'd ever had.
So the next night the Russian guy came home tired and told his wife to get one glass. She asked him, "Why only one glass?"
"Because tonight," he said, "you're drinking from the bottle!"
2006-11-19 02:49:06 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-11-19 02:51:04 · answer #1 · answered by darren_nnx 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Are you saying that bottle feeding is as good as breastfeeding ?
2006-11-19 11:44:39 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is a good joke except for the part u will drink from the bottle(that`s gross) he said to hyis wife.
2006-11-19 10:54:57 · answer #3 · answered by shawn 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yuk! But very funny!
2006-11-19 10:59:05 · answer #4 · answered by Outsider 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
very good one, "she drinks from the bottle!"
2006-11-19 10:55:53 · answer #5 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Thats a good one!
2006-11-19 10:52:06 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Natasha♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1st class BOB LMAO great
2006-11-19 10:52:50 · answer #7 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL - thats a great one
2006-11-19 10:52:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jajajaja that one's funny
2006-11-19 11:48:25 · answer #9 · answered by Nena E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-11-19 10:55:39 · answer #10 · answered by kitten3062000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Now that is some funny!!! that kept me and my sister laughing for like 15mins.!!1 thanks
2006-11-19 10:53:45 · answer #11 · answered by Pretty "N" Simple 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋