William and Amy had been high school sweethearts, but they had never had sex.
"We'll have to wait until we are married," she told him.
So he waits. They are engaged three looooong years, but finally the big day rolls around.
On their wedding night, Amy comes out of the bathroom and says, "I have some bad news. I have my period and I don't want our first time to be all bloody!"
William says, "You're kidding!"
Amy says, "We'll just have to wait a bit longer."
Amy goes to sleep, and wakes up at 3:00 am to get a drink. On her way back to bed, she notices William wide awake staring at the ceiling.
"There's no use, William," she said. "You might as well give it up and go to sleep."
"I would, except my dic*k's so hard there's isn't enough skin left to close my eyes!"
2006-11-19 02:44:32 · 10 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Enjoy this as well...FOR ANOTHER LAUGH!
2006-11-19 02:49:25 · update #1
OH OH you naughty boy but i like it LMAO
2006-11-19 02:48:42 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A bit rough for this site. As for the joke, way too far for way so little. Thanks for sharing, though.
2006-11-19 10:48:26 · answer #2 · answered by Lost Panda 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was funny i am going to have to tell my friends that one
2006-11-19 16:13:01 · answer #3 · answered by cute_e0321 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think he was dreaming
2006-11-19 10:56:36 · answer #4 · answered by Golly Geewiz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-19 10:47:28 · answer #5 · answered by soxfan 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
elasticity
2006-11-19 11:37:53 · answer #6 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats brilliant!
2006-11-19 10:48:16 · answer #7 · answered by tinkerbell-818 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2006-11-19 10:56:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
oh well...
2006-11-19 10:55:26 · answer #9 · answered by dis_is_stiffler 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i liked it, thanks for the laugh champ.
2006-11-19 10:48:39 · answer #10 · answered by Scrad 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋