Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide to go on a picnic. Joe packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches. The trouble is, the picnic site is 10 miles away, so the turtles take 10 whole days to get there.
By the time they do arrive, everyone's whipped and hungry. Joe takes the stuff out of the basket, one by one. He takes out the sodas and realizes that they forgot to bring a bottle opener. Joe & Steve beg Poncho to turn back home and retrieve it, but Poncho flatly refuses, knowing that they'll eat everything by the time he gets back.
Somehow, after about two hours, the turtles manage to convince Poncho to go, swearing on their great-grand turtles' graves that they won't touch the food. So, Poncho sets off down the road, slow and steady.
Twenty days pass, but no Poncho. Joe and Steve are hungry and puzzled, but a promise is a promise. Another day passes, and still no Poncho, but a promise is a promise. After three more days pass without Poncho in sight, Steve starts getting restless. "I NEED FOOD!" he says with a hint of dementia in his voice.
"NO!" Joe retorts. "We promised."
Five more days pass. Joe realizes that Poncho probably skipped out to the Burger King down the road, so the two turtles weakly lift the lid, get a sandwich, and open their mouths to eat. But then, right at that instant, Poncho pops out behind a rock.
"Just for that, I'm not going."
2006-11-19 02:33:55 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
2/10. see teacher
2006-11-19 02:35:46 · answer #1 · answered by cereal killer 5 · 0⤊ 4⤋
And Joe & Steve Dinned on turtle soup
2006-11-19 02:38:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
That poncho is wicked and stupid!!!!But thumbs up for you with this joke!!!!It was very funny!!!!!
Thanks! Keep up the good work!!
2006-11-19 02:42:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
aww f*cking great mate tht is a great joke. 10/10 for making me so happy and making me giggle!
2006-11-19 03:11:25 · answer #4 · answered by jiving 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I say 10/10 really funny love it LMAO
2006-11-19 02:37:33 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Too long. I lost interest and stopped reading in the third line.
2006-11-19 02:37:42 · answer #6 · answered by endagrogan 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Appreciate the time you spent in typing it, but it's an oldie
2006-11-19 02:39:36 · answer #7 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
u got semi-semi smile 3/10
2006-11-19 02:39:05 · answer #8 · answered by keeley 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
good 1
2006-11-19 02:36:59 · answer #9 · answered by darren_nnx 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Patience is a virtue !
2006-11-19 03:50:35 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋