Entertainment & Music - 17 November 2006

A man with a wooden eye finds that he gets few dates, so he signs up for an online dating service. He hides his handicap, since it is not readily noticalble and soon gets an email from a potential data who matches.

He calls and they arrange to meet. He is nervous about the date, and sensitive about his eye that it will make him undesirale.

On the date night, he finds her delightful and she seems pleasant to him so he finally decides to confess his secret to her. "I am sensitive about this, and tentative to tell you, but I have a wooden eye". She smiles and says, "Well, I've been nervous all night too, since I have a bit of a challenge. My right breast is really made of rubber. But I am glad you told me and I could tell you". He nodded and they agreed to drop the subject and keep each other's secret.

He smiled and said "Now that we are past that, would you like to dance?"

"Would I !, Would I !" she exclaimed.

He responded: _____________

2006-11-17 14:33:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-17 14:33:01 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

" If I Did It " Is their anyone out there that don't know he did it ?
and now he's going to tell us how he did it.

2006-11-17 14:32:51 · 13 answers · asked by Dee 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-17 14:32:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

I mean, whenever you hear it, you gotta dance.

2006-11-17 14:32:17 · 26 answers · asked by STONE 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'm serious! :) I'm looking for a beautiful male voice... I need some variety in my music collection and I can't find anyone new (new to me that is) to like. I'm looking for a clear, flawless, more classical sound.

2006-11-17 14:31:47 · 11 answers · asked by Jaclyn 1 in Music

♥

2006-11-17 14:30:48 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 14:30:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 14:30:06 · 11 answers · asked by earthygirl 5 in Polls & Surveys

hi i play trombone do you?
did you know the trombone is a bass instument(thats why the parts are different) do you like the trombone

2006-11-17 14:29:50 · 3 answers · asked by im lost come and find me 4 in Music

2006-11-17 14:29:41 · 16 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 14:29:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what would it be, and why?

2006-11-17 14:29:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 14:28:49 · 23 answers · asked by BARD 4 in Television

2006-11-17 14:28:26 · 21 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 14:28:25 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i do believe i had one done a very long time ago and have been dying to have one done again but cant afford to call one and cant find one around here... i have alot of things i would love to know

2006-11-17 14:28:23 · 4 answers · asked by crazyme 5 in Horoscopes

a) to get to the other side
b)to beat the guy who made this corny joke
c)to meet his hot date
d)all of the above

2006-11-17 14:28:15 · 16 answers · asked by ghjkhlh 1 in Polls & Surveys

bender

2006-11-17 14:27:52 · 9 answers · asked by sebastian m 1 in Comics & Animation

mine are
shorty, (im short lol) stee, giggles, and i have alot more

2006-11-17 14:27:51 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 14:27:46 · 0 answers · asked by Chad M 1 in Celebrities

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor
and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction.

I told you so .....And there's nothing you can do about it!

2006-11-17 14:26:42 · 17 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

hey jark79 how do u know samuel davis

2006-11-17 14:26:18 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

what is the theme song to the show House MD on fox. I don't need to know where to find it i just would like to know who preforms it and if i could find the lyrics.

2006-11-17 14:25:42 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

that middle finger is innappropriate and annoying.

2006-11-17 14:25:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

no joke

2006-11-17 14:25:05 · 30 answers · asked by CherryRed 3 in Polls & Surveys

i lost it down in the sewers when i was looking for my paper boat

2006-11-17 14:25:02 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

We would sure appreciate it! We are hoping to win the grand prize which is a trophy, pizza party, and ice skating party.

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http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/specialreports/hsband/

Please verify your age in step 1 and then click on "select here" in step 2. Please choose WETUMPKA.

Thanks so much to our Yahoo Answers family!

We would appreciate it if you would forward the link to family and friends for us too!

2006-11-17 14:24:37 · 1 answers · asked by SuzieQ92 3 in Polls & Surveys

an important member of the P&S community????

I finally feel like I am!!!


=) Have A GREAT Day!!!!!!!!!! (=

2006-11-17 14:24:28 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Like what guitars basses or amps they use? If anyone knows or can find out.

2006-11-17 14:23:51 · 3 answers · asked by jason_tempest_the_neko 1 in Music