A man with a wooden eye finds that he gets few dates, so he signs up for an online dating service. He hides his handicap, since it is not readily noticalble and soon gets an email from a potential data who matches.
He calls and they arrange to meet. He is nervous about the date, and sensitive about his eye that it will make him undesirale.
On the date night, he finds her delightful and she seems pleasant to him so he finally decides to confess his secret to her. "I am sensitive about this, and tentative to tell you, but I have a wooden eye". She smiles and says, "Well, I've been nervous all night too, since I have a bit of a challenge. My right breast is really made of rubber. But I am glad you told me and I could tell you". He nodded and they agreed to drop the subject and keep each other's secret.
He smiled and said "Now that we are past that, would you like to dance?"
"Would I !, Would I !" she exclaimed.
He responded: _____________
2006-11-17 14:33:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Rubber tit ! Rubber tit !
2006-11-17 14:40:59 · answer #1 · answered by flamingo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At least my right breast isn't rubber!!
2006-11-17 23:24:57 · answer #2 · answered by jark79 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont know just tell me the answer
2006-11-17 22:42:06 · answer #3 · answered by Navywife09 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i wood i wood...it actually means i would but he has a wooden eye so he says i WOOD...am i rite
2006-11-17 22:36:08 · answer #4 · answered by halle 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Rubber breasts?
2006-11-17 22:39:50 · answer #5 · answered by jibi42002 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And later, I'll show you exactly why they call me "Woody"!
2006-11-17 22:39:48 · answer #6 · answered by Brian.E 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
rather as ! rather as !
2006-11-17 23:03:36 · answer #7 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋