Entertainment & Music - 16 November 2006

2006-11-16 06:54:30 · 24 answers · asked by solomonfever 3 in Celebrities

Tightwad or do you like to spend spend spend???

2006-11-16 06:54:20 · 40 answers · asked by Rowan 7 in Polls & Surveys

I'm wondering if it makes any sense that he was an FBI informer. If he was an informer, why wouldnt the FBI break up the whole racket? And what was he informing them about? All the stuff that he was in charge of himself?

Is it me or does that not make sense?

2006-11-16 06:54:08 · 2 answers · asked by jebudas 2 in Movies

From Premier to The Peacekeeper Wars. Such an amazing series with an amazing cast. I'd have to choose 'A Constellation Of Doubt' myself as it was packed with fantastic observations about Western society and Earth as a whole. Particularly fascinating were the (unfortunately mostly deleted) scenes where Sikozu critiqued our society, politics and consumerist habits. Thank the maker for DVD extras!

2006-11-16 06:53:53 · 5 answers · asked by MoonCalf 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-16 06:53:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby

in the

cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's --Dress,

and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were

several cabs, and I was in the wrong one.

--Dr. Mark McDonald, San Antonio, TX

At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and

slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. Big breaths," I

instructed. "Yes, they used to be," remorsefully replied the patient.

--Dr. Richard Brines, Seattle, WA

One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her

husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not

more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the

family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."

--Dr. Susan Steinbeck, Manitoba, Canada

I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I

placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, "Cover your right

eye with your hand." He read the 20/20 line perfectly. "Now your left."

Again, a flawless read. " Now both,"

I requested. There was silence. He couldn't even read the large E on the top

line. I turned and discovered that he had done exactly what I had asked; he

was standing there with both h is eyes covered. I was laughing too hard to

finish the exam.

--Dr. Matthew Theodora, Worcester, MA

During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he

informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his

medications. Which one?" I asked. The patch. The nurse told me to put on a

new one every six hours and

now I'm running out of places to put it!" I had him quickly undress and

discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the manhad over fifty patches

on his body! Now the instructions include removal of the old patch before

applying a new one.

--Dr. Rebecca St. Claire, Norfolk, VA

While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have

you been bed-ridden?" After a look of complete

confusion she answered, "Why, not for about twenty years -- when my husband

was alive."

--Dr. Steven Swanson, Coralloid, OR

I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So, how's your breakfast

this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem

to get used to the taste," the patient replied. I then asked to see the

jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly."

--Dr. Leonard Koreans, Detroit, MI

And Finally . . . .

A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite

embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment he

had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle aged lady

upon whom he was performing this

exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassed him. He looked up

from his work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?" She

replied, "No doctor, but the song you were

whistling was ' I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener."

--won't admit his name

2006-11-16 06:53:39 · 9 answers · asked by shady20001978 3 in Jokes & Riddles

YES ITS ME AGAIN WITH ANOTHER RIP ROARER

a husband always insisted on having sex in the dark this went on for 20years and then one night as he was makin love to his wife she switched on the light but there he was doing the deed with a massive vibrator in his hand.
wife goes ballistic and says''you effing impotent bast### all these years you have decieved me and lied to me ''and the husband looks her in the eye and says''ok calm down i will explain the vibrator if you can explain our 3 kids''

2006-11-16 06:53:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

List 10 random things about yourself that others might not know or others might find interesting.

I'll start...

1) i watch cartoons when im alone
2) i daydream worse than anyone i know
3) im super competetive with absolutly everything
4) i judge people too quickly
5) i have a hard time trusting people
6) i have a mild form of ocd
7) im afraid of bridges
8) im gonna be rich and famous no matter what it takes
9) i like to sing when i ride my dirtbike
10) dancing in front of the mirror is one of my main hobbies-even though i cant dance

2006-11-16 06:52:57 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-16 06:52:32 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-16 06:51:45 · 3 answers · asked by a_latinalady 2 in Music

2006-11-16 06:50:50 · 38 answers · asked by JIMBO 4 in Polls & Surveys

I know I am. I want to see hwo he did it. I l was always curious now we get to hear wow gotta love america

2006-11-16 06:50:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-16 06:50:02 · 13 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

Who is he/she?

2006-11-16 06:49:35 · 5 answers · asked by fuschiapetitspois 4 in Music

I want to learn how to tremolo pick as fast as i can! I want to know any tricks and things like; how to hold the pick, best position of the hand and things like that.

2006-11-16 06:49:35 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-16 06:49:13 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Arthur Davidson of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation,dies and goes to heaven. At the gate an angel tells Davidson, "Well U've been such a good guy and ur motor cycles have changed the world. As a reward, U can hang out with anyone U want to in Heaven." he thinks a while & says, "I wanna hang out with God." The angel takes Arthur to the Throne Room & introduces him to God. Arthur then asks God, "Hey, aren't U the inventor of Woman?" God says, "Ah yes." "Well" says Davidson,"U have some major design flaws in Ur invention:
1. There’s too much front-end protrusion
2. It chatters at high speeds
3. The rear end wobbles too much, and
4. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.
Hmmm... replies God, "hold on."
God types in few keystrokes Celestial Supercomputer & waits for the result. The computer prints out a slip and God reads it. "It may be that my invention is flawed," God replies to Davidson "but according 2 My Computer, more&more people are riding my invention

2006-11-16 06:48:57 · 24 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-16 06:48:44 · 13 answers · asked by Joe 1 in Movies

I think it belonged to Deelishis....anyone know ?

2006-11-16 06:48:38 · 4 answers · asked by DaHBIC 3 in Television

ok im in a lot of trouble here.. i found my brothers pink underwear and stole them but he knows and hes huge where should i hide so he dont beat me up

2006-11-16 06:48:14 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-16 06:47:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Lately I've noticed that a lot of my friends have very expensive things that their parents bought for them. I've just been wondering how common that was. So, please fill out this survey. Thanks.



Which of the following do you own?
Laptop
Ipod/mp3 player
Car
Gaming System
Television
Cell phone

Which of those did your parents buy for you? Which did you buy for yourself?

Do you have a job?

Do your parents pay for your car insurance/gas?

Do they pay for your cell phone bill?

How old are you?

How many siblings do you have?

Do you get an allowance? How much and how often?

2006-11-16 06:47:00 · 9 answers · asked by ellisMC 1 in Polls & Surveys

Which celebrity would you love to just beat the **** out of? Mine would be Roseanne.

2006-11-16 06:46:47 · 9 answers · asked by daisybabyatthemall 1 in Celebrities

She is probably about 12 now
She had a short walk in the spotlight about 3 to 4 years ago.
She is knows for her black spiral curly hair.

I know its not much to go on, but any guesses are welcome!

WHO IS IT?

2006-11-16 06:46:25 · 7 answers · asked by Bistro 7 in Celebrities

2006-11-16 06:46:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

They both seem pretty similiar, so I was just wondering.

2006-11-16 06:46:20 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

who hates women but do not seem to be gay, is there a term for this

2006-11-16 06:46:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do you have that one smelly person at work who loves to talk to u and stand too close? i hope my job is not the only one who has him

2006-11-16 06:45:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I posted this before, and people liked it.they wanted me to finished it. before i only had the first 2 paragraphs. yes i wrote it. no it doesnt reflect my life in any way at all. Rate this on a scale of 1-10 (10 being the best)




Wandering detatched, all on her own
Known as the "Ghost Daughter"
A foreboding presence, bitter and taunting
killed by her beligerent father.

The despairing spirit, once loving of life
Never truely passed on
Her father so callous to end her life
She hopes for love, but gets none

Nowhere to go, no one to love
She waits for the hint of affection
Wandering through empty space while
Going through an infinity of affliction

Only seen on the darkest of moons
Up on the old farm ranch
The new family finds her haunting
As she apears hanging from a tree branch

Flickering images of murder
Imaginary blood splattered on the wall
Faint sounds of dying cries
And an invisible memory of it all

2006-11-16 06:45:38 · 14 answers · asked by manatee_love 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-16 06:45:23 · 12 answers · asked by Eragon Shadeslayer 1 in Polls & Surveys