Okay, true story from my high school days. -The guy I was dating was 6'2 and around 200 lbs. (I was 5'4 and 115lbs) He had a younger brother who was a little smaller, and very laid back, didn't talk a lot (We'll call him LF). One day I walked into the cafeteria and a guy we all know was looking me up and down (he was pretty cheesy) and says, appreciatively, "Giiirl, you've got curves!" and LF, who was sitting at a nearby table, puts his book down and says to him, "If my brother hears you say that, you'll have KINKS."
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#2-- This one is about my eldest daughter (I have 4 kids--boy-13, girl-10, boy-4, girl-2). When I was expecting my son who is now 4, my husband and I bought a 'Where did I come from?'-type book to explain about the baby to the older two, who were then about 8 and 6. In the book, they explained sex by calling it a 'special cuddle' between the mommy and the daddy....
KEEP READING, it's too long to fit.
2006-11-16
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