A macho man married a beautiful young thing. On their honeymoon, he laid down the rules, "Now here's the way it's gonna be: I'll go hunting or fishing or card-playing or drinking with my buddies anytime I want to, with no hassle from you. And I'll come home anytime I want to, with no hassle from you. And I'll expect dinner to be on the table whenever I get here, with no hassle from you. Those are my rules. Do you understand?"
His new bride smiled sweetly and replied, "Of course, dear. That's fine. But I have one little rule of my own: I'm gonna have sex every night at seven o'clock - whether you're home or not!"
2006-11-16 06:08:58 · 18 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha yes its a womans world my friend and there taking over us.
2006-11-16 06:21:32 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My wife is so stupid, She going on a holiday tomorrow with her friend from work.
I just looked in her suitcase and found a new pack of condoms,
Stupid cow, I'm not even going with her!
2006-11-16 15:15:37 · answer #2 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get 'em girl! Betcha his a** will be home every night by 6:59 pm
2006-11-16 14:10:54 · answer #3 · answered by me 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That punchline's weak. I mean, really weak. I was expecting something fantastical, not a woman touching herself and crying at 7pm because her man's losing at poker somewhere else. Work on that, pardner.
2006-11-16 14:12:07 · answer #4 · answered by Masta Batang Dollar Billz 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Thats an old one
2006-11-16 14:10:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
An oldie but a goodie, gotta love 'em. :O)
2006-11-16 14:13:43 · answer #6 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awwwww...a control freak and a whore, what a perfect match.
2006-11-16 14:40:11 · answer #7 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm that's Great I should have thought of that one!!!
2006-11-16 14:43:20 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao sounds fair to me
2006-11-16 14:14:15 · answer #9 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-16 14:22:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋