3 true stories--short, but maybe you'll get a smile out of one?

Question

Okay, true story from my high school days. -The guy I was dating was 6'2 and around 200 lbs. (I was 5'4 and 115lbs) He had a younger brother who was a little smaller, and very laid back, didn't talk a lot (We'll call him LF). One day I walked into the cafeteria and a guy we all know was looking me up and down (he was pretty cheesy) and says, appreciatively, "Giiirl, you've got curves!" and LF, who was sitting at a nearby table, puts his book down and says to him, "If my brother hears you say that, you'll have KINKS."
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#2-- This one is about my eldest daughter (I have 4 kids--boy-13, girl-10, boy-4, girl-2). When I was expecting my son who is now 4, my husband and I bought a 'Where did I come from?'-type book to explain about the baby to the older two, who were then about 8 and 6. In the book, they explained sex by calling it a 'special cuddle' between the mommy and the daddy....

KEEP READING, it's too long to fit.

Well, around that same time (I was about 6 months pregnant and clearly showing) , our daughter, who was 6, asked why she can't just walk into our bedroom without knocking first and I said, "Well, you never know if Mommy & Daddy are having some private time. Maybe even a special cuddle!" ( I was trying to deter her) - And she tilts her head to the side as if I were insulting her intelligence and says, "Mo-ooom...We know the special cuddle already happened..."
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Last one: About 6 years ago, my husband and I took our kids camping. The same daughter from the last story features again, but at this time she was only about 4. Well, she and her brother were in an adjoining tent from ours, separated by a zippered flap, so all the sounds travel freely. At about 6 in the morning they wake up and are chattering away, oblivious to the fact that we are still trying to get some sleep, and finally we have had enough...

Sorry, continued again...

My husband tells them that they can either read or colour, but that they have to be quiet. He says, "We don't want to hear ANOTHER THING from you two for another half hour!" and then from the other side of the flap, my daughter chimes in happily, "Except for colouriiing!"

Answer 1

happy birthday, dear.

Answer 2

Oh my gosh... such a buttery sweet piece of text, haha. Girl! He DIGS you! He just doesn't know how to tell you! Based on your description, he's not the type of person to verbally express love, but rather do things to show his love. I can tell from the drinking detail. Alcohol is quite addictive, and it can be incredibly hard to stay away from it - especially as a party person (surrounded by booze - tempation everywhere), and yet he's made efforts in quitting (or cutting down), to please you! That is simply amazing :D! This guy really does care about you! He really, really likes you :) - (like the part where you mentioned the staring when you smiled - he must've thought something along the lines of "wow... she's so pretty when she smiles"). He looked at you in a different way :). AND THE TEXT! Omg, girl - he would'nt have gone through the trouble of showing you that if he wasn't into you. Girl, you gotta grab him, haha! It would be nice if you made the first move - you're better at expressing your feelings verbally and feel comfortable doing so. So that's why I think you should just tell him once and for all. You know what? Skip the talking - grab him & kiss him! You go girl! Don't hesitate, stop thinking, and take action! (really do take action, because you already confused him once with the prom thing - d'oh!)

Answer 3

I love the second one, thanks so much for sharing your version of "kids say the darndest things". Here's one for you: My son, who will be 7 in two weeksand this happened last year when he was almost 6. My husband's grandmother passed away and our son was very close to her. We went out several times over the course of a month to visit and try to get in our last bit of time with her. (my husband grew up about an hour and a half from where we live) Durning the last visit we knew that it was going to be soon and I took him out to the car to talk to him the best I could, wow was it ever hard. I explained to him that greatgrandmother (that is what he called her) was very very old and that her time on earth was almost over and God needed her to be with him. He didn't really understand and get the concept right then and there but atleast I knew I tried. Three days later she passed away and we packed up to endure the next 3 days of funeral and hoping to help our child to understand. We all got our own time to go in and see her before the extended family arrived at the funeral home. At this time our son was still not fully understanding what was going on even after seeing her. I showed him a picture of a casket and told him about the funeral and what goes on when there is one. He still had that look of confusion on his face. About half way through the first viewing he came over to me and said (this is so cute), "Mama, why are we all watching Great Grandmother sleeping? When is she going to die?" My heart just lept out of my chest and I wanted to giggle, but I knew it was such an innocent question. Well, after we explained to him that she had already died, to make a long story short he ended up having a melt down and cried and sobbed for the next four days.

Answer 4

I must say.. sounds like you have got very nice and intelligent kids...
thanx for sharing these

Answer 5

Yup thats cute....i like story #2

Answer 6

Leave it to a kid to say something true, innocent, and funny

Answer 7

Those are pretty good stories, thanx for sharing.

Answer 8

Very cute! I love kids! They are so innocent, yet so smart!

Answer 9

Aaawww.bless them..they are so cute......those stories are so funny!...tee hee hee..thanks!

Answer 10

funny