They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and you can pass through the gates."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Sandra, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies "Well, once I fondled and stroked one but that's all" so St. Peter says, "Okay, dip you whole hand in the Holy Water and you can pass through the gates."
All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. St. Peter sees this and says "Karen, what seems to be the rush?" The girl replies: "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, i want to do it before Jessica sticks her A$$ in it!
2006-11-16
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