They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and you can pass through the gates."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Sandra, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies "Well, once I fondled and stroked one but that's all" so St. Peter says, "Okay, dip you whole hand in the Holy Water and you can pass through the gates."
All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. St. Peter sees this and says "Karen, what seems to be the rush?" The girl replies: "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, i want to do it before Jessica sticks her A$$ in it!
2006-11-16 07:34:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha Ha ...that was great accepting the sin and ready to repentence too, but that was true that even if it were holy water they would no more be holy once Jessica sticks her A*s in it ! God only knows , how many C**ks must have entered and how dirty they must have made it !!! Ha Ha Ha .....Very Humerous !!!
2006-11-16 07:40:09 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Cute
2006-11-16 15:39:56 · answer #2 · answered by nixi1908 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2006-11-16 15:39:30 · answer #3 · answered by Thunderman9 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-11-16 15:43:54 · answer #4 · answered by Miz Teri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMFAOWPIMP!!!
(rollingonthefloorlaughingmyf*ing@ssoffwhilepissinginmypants)
2006-11-16 15:43:13 · answer #5 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice
thats a good one
2006-11-16 15:36:49 · answer #6 · answered by The Cleveland Indians 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was Fuc*en hilarious!!!!!!!1
2006-11-16 15:59:23 · answer #7 · answered by straykat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-11-16 15:36:43 · answer #8 · answered by THEONE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was ok!
2006-11-16 15:41:55 · answer #9 · answered by Christy H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-11-16 15:45:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋