Doctor experiences.....?

Question

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby

in the

cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's --Dress,

and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were

several cabs, and I was in the wrong one.

--Dr. Mark McDonald, San Antonio, TX

At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and

slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. Big breaths," I

instructed. "Yes, they used to be," remorsefully replied the patient.

--Dr. Richard Brines, Seattle, WA

One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her

husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not

more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the

family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."

--Dr. Susan Steinbeck, Manitoba, Canada

I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I

placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, "Cover your right

eye with your hand." He read the 20/20 line perfectly. "Now your left."

Again, a flawless read. " Now both,"

I requested. There was silence. He couldn't even read the large E on the top

line. I turned and discovered that he had done exactly what I had asked; he

was standing there with both h is eyes covered. I was laughing too hard to

finish the exam.

--Dr. Matthew Theodora, Worcester, MA

During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he

informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his

medications. Which one?" I asked. The patch. The nurse told me to put on a

new one every six hours and

now I'm running out of places to put it!" I had him quickly undress and

discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the manhad over fifty patches

on his body! Now the instructions include removal of the old patch before

applying a new one.

--Dr. Rebecca St. Claire, Norfolk, VA

While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have

you been bed-ridden?" After a look of complete

confusion she answered, "Why, not for about twenty years -- when my husband

was alive."

--Dr. Steven Swanson, Coralloid, OR

I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So, how's your breakfast

this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem

to get used to the taste," the patient replied. I then asked to see the

jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly."

--Dr. Leonard Koreans, Detroit, MI

And Finally . . . .

A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite

embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment he

had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle aged lady

upon whom he was performing this

exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassed him. He looked up

from his work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?" She

replied, "No doctor, but the song you were

whistling was ' I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener."

--won't admit his name

Answer 1

I loved them, especially the one about the KY jelly!

Answer 2

Oh specific, enable me enable you to already know. I actual have various injuries that have led to nerve injury. I even have had extreme wellbeing problems, illnesses and such. the component is, i'm purely in my 20's. It took me an rather long term to locate a Dr. that should take heed to me and actual tried to help particularly of pat me on the top and tell me i grew to become into great. It have been given to the element the place I had to truly insist that categorical exams be executed, and instructed the Dr. if no longer something grew to become into incorrect that i might by no ability convey the symptom up returned. finding a solid Dr. who will take you heavily is significant, even with the indisputable fact that it is going to additionally take some attempt. I actual have a woman Dr. now who isn't plenty older than me and she or he actual recognizes what I could say. She will possibly no longer continuously trust me, yet I actual have the utmost appreciate for her. If ever i thought she grew to become into brushing off me, i might seem for a 2d opinion. no person will seem out for you like you.

Answer 3

I want to know what type of patients these doctors had, they all sound like they belong in a mental asylum. The stories were great, though.

Answer 4

Those were great - I actually laughed out loud!

Answer 5

LMAOOO those were sooo funny...
u should keep posting more of those...they're hilarious!...u made my day! thanx!!
=]

Answer 6

These are all great !!!! Way to funny!!!

Answer 7

Love it. LOL

Answer 8

Hahahahaha! Those were all freakin hilarious!!!! hahahahaha! Thanks!

Answer 9

wtf