Driving his car through the countryside, a middle-aged man spots a naked youth with his arms tied around the trunk of a tree. The driver slows and winds his window down and he hears the naked lad wailing for help. After looking around to check he's not getting into some sort of trap, he gets out of his car to investiage.
"Oh, thank God!" the young man cries. "I've had a terrible day!"
"I can see that," says the driver, noticing the bruises and whip-marks on the young man's back. "What on earth happened to you?"
"Well," moans the young man "I was driving along when I saw this young woman in a pair of shorts and a bra, hitch-hiking. I stopped to give her a lift, and as soon as I jumped out to put her rucksack in the boot, two enormous blokes jumped out of the undergrowth, stripped me, tied me up and beat me, stole all my belongings and drove off in my car."
"Oh dear, gorgeous," says the driver, unbuckling his belt. "It's just not your day, is it?"
2006-11-16
10:50:59
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