A guy who is feeling guilty goes into the church to confess his sins. He says forgive me father for I have sinned. He says father I am a married man and went to a hotel with a woman we rubbed on each other and kissed and stuff but I did not stick it in.
The priest says well even though you did not stick it in it is the same say 10 Hail marys and put $50 in the offering box on your way out.
The gets up to leave and as he walks out the door and the priest is watching him he rubs the $50 on the outside of the box and is getting ready to leave. The priest comes out of the booth and says you only rubbed it on the outside of the box. The man turns around and says it's the same as putting it in remember
2006-11-16 10:53:01 · 8 answers · asked by Melisa H 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a good one. Glad I don't have to worry about my $50.
2006-11-16 12:14:13 · answer #1 · answered by hell on wheels 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!That was funny!Can I send it to my pervert boyfriend?
2006-11-16 18:57:18 · answer #2 · answered by Ashley P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that was hysterical im tearin from laughin
2006-11-16 18:56:21 · answer #3 · answered by raiseurglasshigh42morrowwedie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious.
2006-11-16 19:39:50 · answer #4 · answered by becca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha...lol
2006-11-16 18:55:16 · answer #5 · answered by TRAVIS H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-16 19:03:15 · answer #6 · answered by Burberry_Chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! Funny! :-)
2006-11-16 20:05:45 · answer #7 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!!!!!
2006-11-16 18:55:25 · answer #8 · answered by Jane Doe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋