Driving his car through the countryside, a middle-aged man spots a naked youth with his arms tied around the trunk of a tree. The driver slows and winds his window down and he hears the naked lad wailing for help. After looking around to check he's not getting into some sort of trap, he gets out of his car to investiage.
"Oh, thank God!" the young man cries. "I've had a terrible day!"
"I can see that," says the driver, noticing the bruises and whip-marks on the young man's back. "What on earth happened to you?"
"Well," moans the young man "I was driving along when I saw this young woman in a pair of shorts and a bra, hitch-hiking. I stopped to give her a lift, and as soon as I jumped out to put her rucksack in the boot, two enormous blokes jumped out of the undergrowth, stripped me, tied me up and beat me, stole all my belongings and drove off in my car."
"Oh dear, gorgeous," says the driver, unbuckling his belt. "It's just not your day, is it?"
2006-11-16 10:50:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
After reading that fidgety I feel a bit queer!
On second thoughts maybe queer is not quite the right word to use!
Did you hear about the Englishman who was driving across America when he chanced upon a small town which proclaimed that it was a town with no women. He went for a drink in the local bar and asked the bartender:"How can you live in this town without any women?"
"Well,sir," said the bartender."It's not that bad really.When we get lonely,we go out back where there's a barrel with a knothole in it.It doesn't sound very appealing at first,but,believe me,after one try you're hooked."
After a few beers, the Englishman started to feel lonely so he took the bartender's advice and sought out the barrel.When he found it,he inserted his penis into the knothole.Five minutes later,he returned to the bar and said to the bartender:"You were right.That was great.What do I owe you?"
"Nothing," said the bartender,"but it's your turn to get in the barrel."
2006-11-16 22:18:40 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
technological awareness and arithmetic? a million Boy + a million woman + a CRAP load of crimson Bull = problems for you at the start, crimson Bull is gross. Secondly, i do no longer think of you may drink sufficient of that stuff to fully pass out and not undergo in recommendations what occurred. that's an capability drink and not something greater. There had to have been alcohol in contact quicker or later. i'm only hoping you have been 'with it' sufficient on the time to undergo in recommendations your rubber, boy!!! no one needs a crimson Bull toddler!
2016-10-04 01:22:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that sounds like the day I've had. Only no whips, or drivers unbuckling his pants...
2006-11-16 10:54:48 · answer #3 · answered by jperk1941 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This reminds me of a movie I saw once, I think called `Deliverance' ~! same kind of feeling of OH NOOooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mixed in the humour only the movie didn't have any humour really..
I hope that never ever really happens to anyone!
2006-11-16 10:56:09 · answer #4 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2006-11-16 10:55:07 · answer #5 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol - after reading it a few times i finally got it
2006-11-16 10:55:14 · answer #6 · answered by _a_ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2006-11-16 19:56:49 · answer #7 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that one gave away its own punch line by the time I was three words into it... and I heard it many years ago............
2006-11-16 11:04:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
And then what bloody happened what bloody happened????
2006-11-16 21:09:02 · answer #9 · answered by pixilated 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!
I've had days like that!
2006-11-16 12:23:09 · answer #10 · answered by George Curious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋