Entertainment & Music - 15 November 2006

Me and husband watched "Show Me The Money" and we couldn't believe how much Shatner moved around and danced for a 75-year-old. He also has more personality than Howie Mandel.

2006-11-15 00:48:39 · 13 answers · asked by Diane 1 in Celebrities

,he took his sister to go to the shop,after a good look,he decided to buy some gloves.As the fella made the purchase,his sister also did some shopping & bought a pair of knickers. sadly,in wrapping up the two purchases,the attendant got them messed up so the young fella got the knickers. He never thought to check,he simply wrote a letter to go with the gift and posted the parcel.His letter read.
"My dear Debs,
Hope you like this gift. I bought them bcoz I noticed you dont wear any in the evenings. My sister would've chosen the long ones but I think the shorter ones are easier to get off. I hope the colour is to your liking. The shop assistant had pair of same colour & she showed me the ones she'd been wearing for the past two months and they were hardly soiled.
I wish I cud be there when you first put them on,but as I'm not meeting you until sunday I guess others will see them before I do.
love u
Shop guys Note,wen u take them off, blow them to remove dampness.

2006-11-15 00:47:13 · 7 answers · asked by toppopsy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

1. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

2. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

3. I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

4. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

5. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

6. Two termites walk into a bar. One asked, "Is the bar tender here."

2006-11-15 00:46:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-15 00:44:52 · 9 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

headache?

2006-11-15 00:43:50 · 20 answers · asked by badgurl 5 in Polls & Surveys

by the police the other day because he said i was speeding. He said you were doing 55mph in a 40mph zone. No I wasn't I told him, your'e wrong the machine you use must be broke. Nothing the matter with it you were doing 55mph. No way I said, just then the wife leaned over and said to the policeman it's no use arguing with him when he's had nine pints!!!!!!!

2006-11-15 00:43:21 · 15 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Jokes & Riddles

well my brother is 14th he's birthday on 16th december, saggitarius, he's not so impressive on his studys, his name starts wih 'D' and sir name with 'C', so any idea on how's his career, life and in romance.............. Please help

2006-11-15 00:42:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich.
The landlord looks at him and says, "But you're a duck".
"I see your eyes are working", replies the duck.
"And you talk!" exclaims the landlord.
"I see your ears are working", says the duck, "Now can I have my beer and my sandwich please?". "I'm working on the building site across the road", explains the duck.
Then the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves. This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town. The ringleader of the circus comes into the pub and the landlord says to him, "You're with the circus aren't you?, I know this duck that would be just brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and everything!". "Sounds marvellous", says the ringleader, "get him to give me a call".
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the landlord says, "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money!".
"Yeah?", says the duck, "Sounds great, where is it?".
"At the circus", says the landlord.
"The circus?", the duck enquires.
"That's right", replies the landlord.
"The circus?. That place with the big tent?. With all the animals? With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle", asks the duck.
"That's right!", says the landlord.
The duck looks confused, "What the f**k would they want with a plasterer?"

2006-11-15 00:40:05 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

How can I become a real Power Ranger? Seriously, I want to become a Mystic Force Power Ranger! I think Power Ranger's Mystic Force is so cool and I want to become one! So how?

2006-11-15 00:39:59 · 9 answers · asked by Tykesha B 1 in Television

Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's ******* goofy!"

2006-11-15 00:39:58 · 17 answers · asked by talkingformydog 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Any other advice for first-timers with small children?

Thanks!

2006-11-15 00:39:45 · 5 answers · asked by 8isenuf 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-11-15 00:39:39 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I think my favorite is "sing me to sleep"...

2006-11-15 00:39:20 · 4 answers · asked by jenteacher2001 4 in Music

It is so obvious that the judges want her to win no matter what, she shouldn't even be there in the first place, yes she might not have done that type of dancing before but she COULD dance previously and had a head start due to the fact that she is used to following CHOREGRAPHY(many of the others have trouble remembering dance routines/steps) as she had to follow dance routines for her pop videos and when she was in the Spice Girls, she has an unfair advantage over the others whom are gradually learning and improving week after week, she was too professional from the start, this talk of her not being a good dancer previously when in the Spice Girls is a load of tosh, if you had said that before she came on this show she'd be disgusted that people were saying she couldn't dance, who on earth is wasting a phone call to keep this overhyped smug person in there and who is voting strong competion off, such as Spoony and Ray, Mark or Louisa should now win if they keep up the good work!

2006-11-15 00:38:55 · 3 answers · asked by Rainbowz 6 in Television

First, it used to be after Thanksgiving. Then it was a couple weeks before Thanksgiving. Now, it's the day after Halloween. I'm sick of it. Pretty soon, watch out 4th of July, here comes Christmas! Thoughts?

2006-11-15 00:37:49 · 18 answers · asked by The Iceman Cometh 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-15 00:37:44 · 18 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-15 00:37:09 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what state do you live in? What are you doing?

I live in Maine and I am at my desk answering questions at home.

2006-11-15 00:36:50 · 27 answers · asked by Jen 3 in Polls & Surveys

the band are called LAHAYNA and you can find them @ www.myspace.com/lahayna
Its about time we made it big time! :-)

2006-11-15 00:36:48 · 8 answers · asked by Paul C 1 in Music

One of mine is This is That One Song, and another is Plan B.

2006-11-15 00:36:38 · 4 answers · asked by *babydoll* 6 in Polls & Surveys

1. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

2.Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

3.Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?

4.Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?

5.Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?


6.Why are the round pizzas served in square boxes?

7.If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

2006-11-15 00:34:50 · 33 answers · asked by Tanya S 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-15 00:34:42 · 4 answers · asked by Lori P 1 in Music

2006-11-15 00:34:18 · 8 answers · asked by Jessica 2 in Music

name as many as you want i like all kinds of manga and anime

2006-11-15 00:34:08 · 17 answers · asked by gunslingerroland7sk 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-15 00:33:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-11-15 00:33:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-15 00:33:19 · 6 answers · asked by afrprince77 2 in Comics & Animation

named after women like Sophie, Pamela or Kizzy because they are wet and warm when they come and there's f**k all left when they've gone. That Kizzys got a head like a nappy full of s**t !!!!!!!

2006-11-15 00:31:28 · 10 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-15 00:31:04 · 12 answers · asked by Bex 3 in Movies

2006-11-15 00:31:02 · 16 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys