Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's ******* goofy!"
2006-11-15 00:39:58 · 17 answers · asked by talkingformydog 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why is it that the old ones are the best........brill!
2006-11-15 06:32:08 · answer #1 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-03 23:51:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if you know but this exact same joke was on here yesterday aswell
2006-11-15 01:28:57 · answer #3 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but a goodie! lol gave me giggles
2006-11-15 00:41:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
too bad it can be translated in Greek with the same meaning. i would like to tell my friends...
2006-11-15 00:46:02 · answer #5 · answered by Depy greece!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my 9 year old told me that a few weeks ago
2006-11-15 00:42:20 · answer #6 · answered by Scorpio 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This joke has been on here before. Its good tho.
2006-11-15 00:47:54 · answer #7 · answered by china doll 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. I've never heard it. Very cute!
2006-11-15 00:42:39 · answer #8 · answered by LuckyOne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
naughty mouses
2006-11-15 03:33:16 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha...well I did always wonder
2006-11-15 00:41:45 · answer #10 · answered by Baps . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol heard it before, but still funny
2006-11-15 00:41:31 · answer #11 · answered by Jamieson 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋