by the police the other day because he said i was speeding. He said you were doing 55mph in a 40mph zone. No I wasn't I told him, your'e wrong the machine you use must be broke. Nothing the matter with it you were doing 55mph. No way I said, just then the wife leaned over and said to the policeman it's no use arguing with him when he's had nine pints!!!!!!!
2006-11-15 00:43:21 · 15 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He also asked me if I was in charge of this vehicle, i said it's an automatic but i have to be here!!
2006-11-15 00:51:50 · update #1
lol very gd keep them roleing 10/10
2006-11-15 01:33:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When a policeman pulled me up the other day and told me I was speeding I said
" So What, you must have been speeding to catch me!"
2006-11-15 10:16:21 · answer #2 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha that was funny but why stop at nine he should have went for 10 lol
2006-11-15 08:48:04 · answer #3 · answered by cece2007cutie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That happened to me.....
1. Got stopped
2. Argued
3. DORVE OFF
muahhahahahaahha -- They didn't catch me !!!!
2006-11-15 13:02:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-11-15 11:32:47 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice...but there is a longer version of the jike..nice though!
2006-11-15 09:12:44 · answer #6 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-11-15 08:57:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the old one,s are the best
2006-11-15 08:46:46 · answer #8 · answered by tony b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke!
2006-11-15 09:18:29 · answer #9 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha
typical woman especially when you are about to ghet away with it.
2006-11-15 10:58:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋