An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead *****.
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.
A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.
Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?"
Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life.
Without them we wouldn't be here."
Puzzled, she seeks her mummy out and tells her what daddy has said.
To which mummy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"
2006-11-14
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