A guy goes hunting, so he grabs his 22 rifle, and goes into the woods. He gets to the forest, hies, and finally sees a bear in a clearing. He aims and shoots. The bear falls, and the guy runs over to it. When he gets to the spot the bear is gone. Suddenly he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around... it's the bear. The bear asks him, "..you just shoot me?" The guy, scared and unable to speak, nods. So the bear makes him pleasure his member. This being done the bear leaves.
The guy mad that the bear just violated him, goes back to the gun shop and buys a double barrel shotgun and returns to the forest. He finds the bear again, takes aim, and fires. The bear falls, and the guy runs to it. When he gets there the bear is gone, and he feels ... another tap his shoulder. He turns around and it's the bear. "Did you just shoot me twice?" the bear asks. The man sighs and nods. This time the bear puts him down on 4 and mounts him. Truly violated and ENRAGED, the man buys an ELEPHANT gun this time and returns to the woods. He finds the bear, aims, shoots. The bear falls. He AGAIN proceeds to approach the bear.... the bear’s gone again. ... another tap on his shoulder. This time the bear is smiling ear to ear. He looks at the hunter, licks his lips, winks and says “Heh... I’m starting to get the feeling that you aint really here for the hunting....”
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2006-11-09
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