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Question

A guy goes hunting, so he grabs his 22 rifle, and goes into the woods. He gets to the forest, hies, and finally sees a bear in a clearing. He aims and shoots. The bear falls, and the guy runs over to it. When he gets to the spot the bear is gone. Suddenly he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around... it's the bear. The bear asks him, "..you just shoot me?" The guy, scared and unable to speak, nods. So the bear makes him pleasure his member. This being done the bear leaves.

The guy mad that the bear just violated him, goes back to the gun shop and buys a double barrel shotgun and returns to the forest. He finds the bear again, takes aim, and fires. The bear falls, and the guy runs to it. When he gets there the bear is gone, and he feels ... another tap his shoulder. He turns around and it's the bear. "Did you just shoot me twice?" the bear asks. The man sighs and nods. This time the bear puts him down on 4 and mounts him. Truly violated and ENRAGED, the man buys an ELEPHANT gun this time and returns to the woods. He finds the bear, aims, shoots. The bear falls. He AGAIN proceeds to approach the bear.... the bear’s gone again. ... another tap on his shoulder. This time the bear is smiling ear to ear. He looks at the hunter, licks his lips, winks and says “Heh... I’m starting to get the feeling that you aint really here for the hunting....”

Well? Ha ha, honest answers please! If you hate it, tell me! ;-)

Answer 1

Hehe...I LOVE SICK JOKES! Sexy bear that wont die...hilarious and original! I give u a 100 on a scale of 1 to 10! I'd like to meet that bear sometime! But im just a sick person, anyway, lol...

Answer 2

don't see the funny part here. read this one

The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year-old
>> > > >> woman was the talk of the town. After being married
>> > > >> a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of
>> > > >> their first child.
>> > > >> The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to
>> > > >> congratulate the old gentleman and said, "This is
>> > > >> amazing. How do you do it at your age?"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> The old man grinned and said, "You got to keep the
>> > > >> old motor running."
>> > > >>
>> > > >> The following year, the couple returned to the hospital
>> > > >> for the birth of their second child. The same nurse was
>> > > >> attending this delivery...and again went out to
>> > > >> congratulate the old gentleman.
>> > > >>
>> > > >> She said, "Sir, you are something else. How do you do it?"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> The old man grinned and said, "You gotta keep the
>> > > >> old motor running."
>> > > >>
>> > > >> A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the
>> > > >> birth of their third child. The same nurse was there for
>> > > >> this birth...and after the delivery, she approached the old
>> > > >> gentleman, smiling, and said, "Well, you surely are
>> > > >> something else. How do you do it?"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> The old man replied, "It's like I've told you before, you
>> > > >> gotta keep the old motor running."
>> > > >>
>> > > >> The nurse, still smiling, said to the old gentleman, "Well,
>> > > >> I guess it's time to change the oil. This one's black."

Answer 3

An immortal horn'y bear who pleasures hunters. I fell off my chair laughing.

Answer 4

Hahaha. What a creative person you are.

Answer 5

thats horibble sick..but so freaking funny *can't stop laughing*

Answer 6

funny

Answer 7

What a let down.
I didn't find it funny.

Answer 8

lmao
that is a sick 1

Answer 9

I can't make up my mind about it. hmmmm. Yes!

Answer 10

Now THAT'S funny!