A family are in a hospital after a family member is in a terrible car accident. After a while the doctor comes out and says to the family
"Look, he has no chance in his current state. but we have an experimental procedure in which we transplant a brain into his body. The results are promising."
The family then says "yes. let's do that"
The doctor says "O.K. It is $5900 for a man's brain, and $1,000,000 for a woman's brain"
At this, aware of the situation started grinning, and there was an awkard silence. Finally the mother asked "look, we all want to know, why is the woman's brain soooo much more expensive?"
The doctor then grinned and said "Well, naturally we have to mark down the man's brain because it HAS been used"
2006-11-08
03:23:45
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