A family are in a hospital after a family member is in a terrible car accident. After a while the doctor comes out and says to the family
"Look, he has no chance in his current state. but we have an experimental procedure in which we transplant a brain into his body. The results are promising."
The family then says "yes. let's do that"
The doctor says "O.K. It is $5900 for a man's brain, and $1,000,000 for a woman's brain"
At this, aware of the situation started grinning, and there was an awkard silence. Finally the mother asked "look, we all want to know, why is the woman's brain soooo much more expensive?"
The doctor then grinned and said "Well, naturally we have to mark down the man's brain because it HAS been used"
2006-11-08 03:23:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't mean any offense, just jokes. My girlfriend is one of the smartest people I know.
2006-11-08 03:32:26 · update #1
I agree I believe the womans would be used more and well we also know that the mans brain shifts body parts and is only used half the time.
2006-11-08 03:48:29 · answer #1 · answered by Mom of Four 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but I've always heard this joke in the exact opposite. The man's brain was $1m and the woman's $1000. The man says is that because the man's brain is so much smarter? The doctor says no, it's because the woman's brain was "used".
2006-11-08 11:40:19 · answer #2 · answered by butrcupps 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha ...Great...I thought it would take some dozens of woman to sacrife to get one !!! [Not to hurt any one ! Its just a Fun!] Wonderful joke ! I liked it !
2006-11-08 11:36:59 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It has to be obvious that used parts tend to be less expensive than new parts.
2006-11-08 11:27:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
always heard this joke the other way around, makes it funnier that way.
2006-11-08 11:35:07 · answer #5 · answered by kna0831 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2006-11-08 11:37:23 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry i did not think this joke was funny
2006-11-08 11:55:26 · answer #7 · answered by trini_rocker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have hobbies? Friends?
2006-11-08 11:25:58 · answer #8 · answered by aquarian77 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERRRRRYY Funny.
2006-11-08 11:26:20 · answer #9 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-11-08 11:30:00 · answer #10 · answered by SpinKick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋