what is the funniest thing you or someone in your family did?

Question

10 pts will go to the one who makes me laugh the most. it can be dirty, clean, racial, or just plain stupid

Answer 1

When I was in high school and my little brother was in junior high, we went on a school trip to Washington D.C. My little brother had explosive diarrhea during the changing of the guard and had to run off to the bathroom, even though you were supposed to be still and quiet. He didn't make it and crapped all over himself. The worst thing was, we were leaving that day and our luggage had already been taken to the airport, so he didn't have a change of clothes.

Answer 2

when I was younger I used to fill plastic bags with fresh dog poo
then put in a little lighter fluid.

then put them in a paper bag.

go to peoples doors ring the door bell

light the paper bag on fire and run across the steet
and hide in some hedges.

the man or woman of the house would open the door

and start stopmin on the bag to put out the fire

then their shoe or pants would flame up a bit from the lighter fluid

me and my buddies would be busten our guts laghin.

then they would realise they were covered in hot dog poo.

oh man i;m fallin of my chair laghin right now

oooo oohhohoohho soo funny


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