Entertainment & Music - 7 November 2006

A duck waddles into a hardware store and up to the man behind the counter. The duck says "Hey, you got any paint?" The man at the counter replies "No, I'm sorry, we're all out of paint..."

The next day, the duck waddles back into the hardware store, right up to the same man behind the counter, and asks again, "Hey, you got any paint?" The man replies, "No, I'm sorry, we're all out of paint... I told you that yesterday..." So, the duck leaves.

The third day, the duck waddles back into the hardware store, right up to the same man, and asks again, "Hey, you got any paint?" This time, the man is irritated... "NO! We don't have any paint, we're all out! If you come in here tomorrow and ask me again, I'll nail your feet to the floor!!! We don't have any paint!!!"

The fourth day, the duck waddles back into the hardware store, up to the same man and asks "Hey, you got any nails?" The man replies "No, I'm sorry, we're all out." Then the duck asks, "Got and paint?"

Get it?

2006-11-07 03:36:05 · 12 answers · asked by just nate 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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What attracts you to a person more, looks or personality?

If you choose looks or personality, what specific traits do you look for.

For instance, I choose personality. I like someone with a sense of humor, someone who is humble, a hardworker, goal oriented, and honest. If a guy has these qualities, that makes him attractive to me.

2006-11-07 03:35:39 · 23 answers · asked by Mia 4 in Polls & Surveys

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does anyone know when the new series of ER starts on channel 4?

2006-11-07 03:35:15 · 5 answers · asked by KeZzZza 1 in Television

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Virgo and Aries borderline Taurus?

My boyfriend is a aries but he is borderline taurus , Im a virgo. how would you rate this relationship.

2006-11-07 03:35:11 · 4 answers · asked by Sexy 2 in Horoscopes

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How much do you hate me?

Chew me out and say what really is on your mind, don't hold back because I know you hate me, so unleash the beast in yourself.

2006-11-07 03:35:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what's you favourite fragrance?

I like:
Cinema by Yves Saint Laurent
and
Island Kiss by Escada.

2006-11-07 03:34:43 · 27 answers · asked by malteser*_* 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Why do football players always bend over right before a play? Are they trying to tell us something?

2006-11-07 03:34:29 · 4 answers · asked by spun up's evil inner child 2 in Polls & Surveys

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anyone playing the Ricola game and have an idea which section of the country he is in?

The clue is:
Near a trolley, by golly, The Cougher will be.
Beneath a tower, hacking with power, The Cougher you'll see

2006-11-07 03:34:17 · 2 answers · asked by ♦♦pixiechix♦♦ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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It made me Wallace and gromite when I saw his boat race down at the?

Paul Weller when I was having a few Britney Spears.

2006-11-07 03:33:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Gourmet grilled cheese or bratwurst?

2006-11-07 03:33:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Has anyone ever met a famous person?

I met Carrie Underwood right after she won american idol and she was so rude! My 7 year old niece wanted a autograph and Carrie Underwood told her not to come up to her in public while she was shopping. What a *****! She isnt the sweet little thing you see on television.

2006-11-07 03:33:33 · 30 answers · asked by nashvillekat 6 in Celebrities