A duck waddles into a hardware store and up to the man behind the counter. The duck says "Hey, you got any paint?" The man at the counter replies "No, I'm sorry, we're all out of paint..."
The next day, the duck waddles back into the hardware store, right up to the same man behind the counter, and asks again, "Hey, you got any paint?" The man replies, "No, I'm sorry, we're all out of paint... I told you that yesterday..." So, the duck leaves.
The third day, the duck waddles back into the hardware store, right up to the same man, and asks again, "Hey, you got any paint?" This time, the man is irritated... "NO! We don't have any paint, we're all out! If you come in here tomorrow and ask me again, I'll nail your feet to the floor!!! We don't have any paint!!!"
The fourth day, the duck waddles back into the hardware store, up to the same man and asks "Hey, you got any nails?" The man replies "No, I'm sorry, we're all out." Then the duck asks, "Got and paint?"
Get it?
2006-11-07 03:36:05 · 12 answers · asked by just nate 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Smart, intelligent and determined duck, made sure that there are no nails to get his feet nailed to floor he dared to ask about the Paint !! Great one !! Neat and Clean joke !!! I liked it !!
2006-11-07 03:48:26 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-11-07 11:39:51 · answer #2 · answered by Kim2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart duck and lousy hardware store. I wouldn't shop there.
2006-11-07 11:41:22 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it, but so would that duck! LOL. LOL.
Thanks for sharing, and have a great evening!
2006-11-08 16:01:16 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes i got it and thanks for the lafff. Just what i needed as i am a bit down so Thumbs up for you
2006-11-07 12:30:29 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's going to give the aflack duck a run for his money!!!
2006-11-07 12:06:54 · answer #6 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it took me a few seconds to get it but it was really cute when i did!!!! (dumb blonde!!)
2006-11-07 11:42:19 · answer #7 · answered by polarbaby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I first heard that from my gandpa, still a cute joke, thanks
2006-11-07 11:45:33 · answer #8 · answered by s_ringler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.....hardy har har
2006-11-07 11:40:32 · answer #9 · answered by latrece81 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao... that's cute!!!
2006-11-07 11:42:26 · answer #10 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋