Entertainment & Music - 6 November 2006

.... and others...:
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

2006-11-06 21:38:25 · 9 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

whats your boobie names?
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My Boobies' Names Are...


Dessert and Dinner

2006-11-06 21:38:01 · 7 answers · asked by kimandchris2 5 in Polls & Surveys

I have a phobia about buses...

2006-11-06 21:37:18 · 17 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Not the acter but the real guy that the story was based on. what happened to him? Where does he live?

2006-11-06 21:33:05 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

The episode where george was backing up but took a long time before proceeding to parallel park because he was talking to elaine about how good a parker he was, just then Mike (Kramer and Jerry's mutual friend) started to go into the space headfirst, both cars meeting halfway... chaos ensues. Really funny episode by the way. Thoughts?

2006-11-06 21:31:32 · 10 answers · asked by robby_butterball 2 in Television

Where celebrities like Ron Jeremy, Flava Flav, Christopher Knight had to live together. And had spin offs like Flava of Love and That Brady show? Did you like any of them? And are they making a new one? who would make cool housemates in your opinion?

2006-11-06 21:30:28 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Is this new film any good? Is it confusing that it seems to relate to an "early" Bond and yet still has Judi Dench as M? Is the lack of gadgets a good thing or does it make it less fun?

2006-11-06 21:29:45 · 19 answers · asked by big pup in a small bath 4 in Movies

Two French paratroopers were seconded to the SAS for special training.

After the first day they met up in the bar.

Ah, Pierre," asks one, " 'ow 'av you been doing?"

Merde!" answers Pierre. "I 'av 'ad a MOS' terrible day. Terrible!

At seex zis morning I was woken by zis beeg 'airy sergeant. 'E
Dragged me out of bed and on to ze parade ground."

And Zen what 'appened?" inquires his mate.


I weel tell you what 'appened! 'E made me climb urp zis silly leetle

Platform five feet off ze ground and Zen 'e said "Jurmp!"."

'And did you jump?" asks his mate.
I did not. I told 'im - "I am a French paratrooper. I do not jump

Five feet. It is beneass my dignity."

And Zen what 'appened?" asks his mate.
Zen 'e made me climb up zis silly leetle platform ten feet off ze
Ground, and 'e said "Jump!"."


And did you jurmp?" asks his mate.



I did not. I told 'im - "I am a French paratrooper. It is beneass
My dignity to jump ten feet."


What 'appened Zen?" asks his mate.

Zen 'e made me climb urp zis rickety platform a 'undred feet above ze
Parade ground. 'E undid 'is trousers, took out zis enormous willy, and

Said: "If you do not jurmp, I am going to stick zis right urp your
Burm."."


Ooooh!" says his mate. "And did you jurmp?"


Leetle, at ze beginning. "

2006-11-06 21:28:49 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Betty Bateman wrote:

A husband is at home watching football on the tv when his wife interrupts, "honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now".

He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead? I don't think so".

"Fine", says his wife "but could you please fix the fridge door? It won't close right".

To which the husband replies, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so".

"Fine", says the wife. A little while later she interrupts again: "Could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They are practically broken".

"I'm not a carpenter and I don't want to fix steps" retorts the husband. "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of this and I'm going to a bar".

So he goes to a bar and drinks for a couple of hours. Gradually he starts to feel guilty about his behaviour and decides to go home and make the peace.

As he walks through the front door he notices that the steps have been fixed and the hall light is working. He goes to get a beer and sees that the fridge door now closes properly.

"Honey", he says to his wife "how'd all this get fixed?"

"Well", she says "when you left, I sat outside and cried. After a while a nice young man asked me what was wrong and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs and said all I had to do was go to bed with him or bake him a cake".

"So what kind of cake did you bake?" asks the husband.

"Hellooooo .... do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I don't think so!"

2006-11-06 21:28:15 · 9 answers · asked by Je♥n 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Complete the riddle. I do know the answer, and if you get it or close you will get the 10 points.

2006-11-06 21:27:06 · 16 answers · asked by FUGAZI 5 in Jokes & Riddles

i love men with thick strong hands

2006-11-06 21:25:33 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-06 21:22:51 · 16 answers · asked by forever21 1 in Polls & Surveys

You know, throwing up, diziness, acute suicide longings, stuff like that.

2006-11-06 21:21:25 · 59 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-06 21:21:12 · 2 answers · asked by Sarah A 1 in Music

i do a disco for the mencap in my area and would be grateful 4 help

2006-11-06 21:16:33 · 7 answers · asked by clyde w 2 in Music

In this movie, the man can put his hand through glass and solid objects, put gets older everytime he does it. There's a scene when he's looking through a shop window and reaches through it. Does anyone remember this film and the name of it?

2006-11-06 21:15:38 · 6 answers · asked by K. 1 in Movies

A y;oung Irish Catholic man goes to his mum on the eve of his wedding and asks. "Why are wedding dresses white?" "It shows the town that your wife is pure," his mother says. He goes to double check with his father. The father looks at his son and says,
"ALL KITCHEN APPLIANCES COME IN WHITE!!!"

2006-11-06 21:13:00 · 9 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I am trying to obtain the music/chords to
Bob Dylan - I'll remember you and
David Bowie Fill your heart.
I live inn Jersey Channel Island UK so realise may have to order.
thanks in advance

2006-11-06 21:08:50 · 4 answers · asked by loislane 2 in Music

2006-11-06 21:08:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

how many of u like watching BIG BOSS that comes on sony tv ??

2006-11-06 21:07:44 · 22 answers · asked by Dr Surabhi :) 3 in Television

2006-11-06 21:05:53 · 26 answers · asked by callieRach 7 in Polls & Surveys

its not the song by the kingsmen or richard berry...its a totally different beat and the lyrics are different

2006-11-06 21:05:36 · 10 answers · asked by aurora_1086 1 in Music

2006-11-06 21:01:23 · 8 answers · asked by cedric_316 2 in Jokes & Riddles

"I live in water..if u cut my head, im at ur door, if u cut my tail, im a fruit...if u cut both, then Im with u "..

tell me my friends...awaiting for ur answers...

2006-11-06 21:00:49 · 8 answers · asked by Arun kumar 2 in Jokes & Riddles

thanks!


*I have alot,so I'll save some space for you..=)

2006-11-06 20:59:11 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

thanks!


*mine has a few tough spots but its okay*

2006-11-06 20:55:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Please don't give me MP3 audio only sites, I want to download only video.

2006-11-06 20:53:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

tell us what you think when its over?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9YAKrgqtVw
THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH IMPORTANT

2006-11-06 20:53:51 · 10 answers · asked by the Hansons 1 in Polls & Surveys

((((hugs))))
=)

thanks!

2006-11-06 20:53:09 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Love that song so much.

2006-11-06 20:53:09 · 2 answers · asked by yahooanswers 3 in Music