Entertainment & Music - 6 November 2006

God, I have a problem “

“ What’s the problem Eve “

“ I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy “

“ And why is that Eve “ ?

“ God, I am lonely and bored and I’m sick to death of apples “

“ Well Eve, in that case I have a solution, I shall create a man for you “

“ Man ? What is that God ?”

“ A flawed base creature with many bad traits, he’ll lie, cheat and be vain, he will be witless and will revel in childish things, he’ll be bigger than you an will like fighting, hunting and killing things, he wont be too smart, so he will need your advice to think properly, he will have a very limited emotional capacity and will need to be trained. He will look silly when he is aroused but since you have been complaining, I’ll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs and you most certainly will never be bored again.”

“ Sounds great “ says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, “ but what’s the catch God ? “

“ Well, you can have him on one condition.”

“ And what’s that God? “

“ As I said, he’ll be proud, arrogant and self admiring….so you’ll have to let him believe I made him first, it will have to be our little secret “

“ You know….woman to woman !!!!! “

2006-11-06 23:10:30 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-06 23:10:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

fair is the color of my skin..

2006-11-06 23:09:52 · 22 answers · asked by ok 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-06 23:09:14 · 20 answers · asked by fuzzypurplebeatnik 2 in Music

as an English teacher, I'd like to work on Prison Break with my students who are fascinated by the show, so give me your opinion and do not hesitate to write why you like or don't like this tv drama...Thank you

2006-11-06 23:08:08 · 6 answers · asked by Diva 3 in Television

And don't say that you're from your mom's stomach because I did get some of those responses before when I asked this question.
I'm talking about what state (if you are in the US) or country you're from.

I'm from New Jersey (USA)

2006-11-06 23:07:06 · 28 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

So, this chick I was "dating" ..... not really ..... but yeah ..... she got drunk and cheated on me .... but, I really didn't care ...... and because I don't care ....... now, she begging me to forgive her .... WTF!!!! ... wasn't she supposed to be happy .... and do what she wants??? .......

She said she cheated because she almost never sees me .... so what gives???

do you love me???

2006-11-06 23:06:25 · 13 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

Or do you find that your thoughts invariably end up back again South of the naval?

2006-11-06 23:05:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who knows who wins this series and who do u like/dislike?

2006-11-06 23:05:19 · 5 answers · asked by pinky perky 2 in Television

If So and you are 30+ ish and want to join a band contact me red270172@yahoo.com

2006-11-06 23:03:50 · 4 answers · asked by Mr_Moonlight 4 in Music

GUILTY AS CHARGED

2006-11-06 23:02:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-06 23:02:25 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Would you donate your body to science upon death?
Give detailed answers and not just a yes or no.

2006-11-06 23:01:41 · 9 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

why???
who loves me???

2006-11-06 23:01:04 · 11 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

murphy and paddy were at the bar having a guiness,murphy said to paddy be jees paddy i need the little boys room i do ,so off he went , meanwhile the titanic hit the iceberg all hell was let loose people were running past paddy who was still at the bar .an announcment came across to ABANDON SHIP ABANDON SHIP,!!!murphy returns to the bar and asks paddy what all the fuss is about, paddy replies "dunno but they,ve just announced theres a band on ship wonder who dey are.

2006-11-06 22:59:40 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-06 22:57:34 · 16 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

All I know is that the video included a bald, scary looking man dressed in black who screams at people and all their clothes ruffle in the wind. At the end of the video the man comes across a girl with pony tails who tells the man to shucsh. I have asked this question before but no-one answered my question or even gave me information I could use.

2006-11-06 22:57:15 · 2 answers · asked by spencerant88 1 in Music

2006-11-06 22:56:41 · 6 answers · asked by xanaximenesis 3 in Movies

and do you think that person is also missing you?

2006-11-06 22:56:38 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-06 22:56:25 · 9 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I don't. I usually just answer. Sometimes I write the same thing but ..oh well I guess!

2006-11-06 22:54:44 · 17 answers · asked by Me luv u long time 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-06 22:54:42 · 6 answers · asked by gymfreak 2 in Polls & Surveys

If so, what part(s) of your body do you plan on donating upon death and why?
If you are not an organ donor, explain why you aren't.

Give detailed answers and not just a yes or no.

2006-11-06 22:54:41 · 10 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-06 22:51:34 · 15 answers · asked by sweet roro 1 in Celebrities

I just feel on principle, that I should not be expected to pay a liscense fee for programmes I can't even watch, and then an additional charge just to watch the standard channels on a T.V

2006-11-06 22:51:17 · 16 answers · asked by comicbookrob 3 in Television

whats your favorite kenny chesney song?

2006-11-06 22:48:32 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I find kenny chesney to be the best singer Ive ever heard(it was pretty tough to topple metalicca in my book) I dont really even view most of his music as country. whays your opinion?

2006-11-06 22:47:37 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

mine is whitney houston she is just fab such a hellish voice

2006-11-06 22:42:53 · 42 answers · asked by shell 5 in Music

2006-11-06 22:42:19 · 11 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

has anyone heard through the tabloids that George is gay in real life??? who cares, hes still my favorite intern,, whos yours???

2006-11-06 22:42:11 · 6 answers · asked by MissMonk 7 in Television