Two French paratroopers were seconded to the SAS for special training.
After the first day they met up in the bar.
Ah, Pierre," asks one, " 'ow 'av you been doing?"
Merde!" answers Pierre. "I 'av 'ad a MOS' terrible day. Terrible!
At seex zis morning I was woken by zis beeg 'airy sergeant. 'E
Dragged me out of bed and on to ze parade ground."
And Zen what 'appened?" inquires his mate.
I weel tell you what 'appened! 'E made me climb urp zis silly leetle
Platform five feet off ze ground and Zen 'e said "Jurmp!"."
'And did you jump?" asks his mate.
I did not. I told 'im - "I am a French paratrooper. I do not jump
Five feet. It is beneass my dignity."
And Zen what 'appened?" asks his mate.
Zen 'e made me climb up zis silly leetle platform ten feet off ze
Ground, and 'e said "Jump!"."
And did you jurmp?" asks his mate.
I did not. I told 'im - "I am a French paratrooper. It is beneass
My dignity to jump ten feet."
What 'appened Zen?" asks his mate.
Zen 'e made me climb urp zis rickety platform a 'undred feet above ze
Parade ground. 'E undid 'is trousers, took out zis enormous willy, and
Said: "If you do not jurmp, I am going to stick zis right urp your
Burm."."
Ooooh!" says his mate. "And did you jurmp?"
Leetle, at ze beginning. "
2006-11-06 21:28:49 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good i like it ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
2006-11-06 21:31:10 · answer #1 · answered by cedric_316 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha eeew...lovely!
2006-11-07 05:40:00 · answer #2 · answered by Jen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is one of the funniest jokes I have heard. Thank you, it was great.
2006-11-07 05:36:04 · answer #3 · answered by Patti C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe LOL
2006-11-07 05:33:07 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WooHoo!! ..... and I bet he did!! LOL. LOL.
Thank you for all the laughter. I hope you have a great evening!
2006-11-08 18:25:47 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuck
2006-11-07 05:32:44 · answer #6 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like this joke very much
2006-11-07 05:44:55 · answer #7 · answered by shibi i 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he..liked how the accent is perfect!!
2006-11-07 05:49:35 · answer #8 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuck... but still funny... LOL
2006-11-07 05:47:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, sick yet funny
2006-11-07 05:33:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋