Entertainment & Music - 6 November 2006

What would you assume??

2006-11-06 11:07:22 · 10 answers · asked by sideways 7 in Polls & Surveys

A man has been shipwrecked on a desert island for several years is beginning to feel the effects of being starved of sex for so long. However, the only living creatures on the island are a pig and a dog. One day, the man decides he's had enough and thinks to himself that it has to be the pig. But when he approaches the sow for his moment of passion, the dog bites the man's backside. This continues for several days, and the man is beginning to get very frustrated.
But one morning, the man's luck changes: out to sea, he notices a beautiful young woman on the point of drowning. He swims over, drags her out on to the beach and proceeds to give her the kiss of life. The woman comes to and is very grateful.
"Thank you so much," she says, "I will do anything for you, and I mean absolutely anything."
The man can't believe his luck and quickly replies, "You wouldn't mind taking that bloody dog for a walk, would you?"

2006-11-06 11:06:56 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Steward at Aintree is walking the grand national course & he sees a man sitting on top of Becher's Brook. As he approaches he sees the man's got a fishing rod......'Hoi you'! he shouts.....'Whaddya think your doing?'.......'Fishing!' came the reply. The steward says........'There's no bloody fish in there, that's Becher's Brook'.......'We're running the Grand National tomorrow!'...But the man insists that he'll catch a fish....'Tell you what mate'....'If you catch a fish in there i'll give you £100, if not you give me £100'....The man tells the steward its a bet.....After 10 minutes the man catches a flatfish.....The steward says...'I can't believe this!!' ...So the man asks the steward to pay up.....'Ok!' he says...I'm a man of my word, here's your £25'.....'Hold on!' says the man........'You bet me £100 didn't you?'..........'Yes!' says the steward........'But you only get 1/4 the odds for a plaice!!'

2006-11-06 11:06:40 · 6 answers · asked by kev3753 1 in Jokes & Riddles

What do you think of the movie Constantine and tell me why. Who was your favorite character? Mine was John Constantine he kick a**!!!!!

2006-11-06 11:06:37 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Everyobody's laughing and calling me Mr. Fancypants.

2006-11-06 11:05:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

but power isnt knowledge!:)

2006-11-06 11:05:42 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-06 11:04:56 · 12 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Polls & Surveys

i think its for the t mobile advert if it is not then it is deffinatly on a mobile phone advert the song goes somthing like

echo echo louder than before

dose anyone know who sings it and what it is called

2006-11-06 11:04:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Answer Hot or Not!!

FOR GIRLS AND GAYS!!

1.Tom Welling
2.Peyton Manning
3.Adam Brody

FOR MEN:

1.Mischa Barton
2.Paris Hilton
3.Shakira

Have a great day/night!! :)

2006-11-06 11:04:25 · 15 answers · asked by Funny Bunny 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-06 11:04:04 · 7 answers · asked by beauja01 1 in Movies

I was wondering if it was crabby hour there or something well?

2006-11-06 11:03:44 · 15 answers · asked by Sheila B 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-06 11:02:10 · 10 answers · asked by hmbn 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-06 11:01:41 · 34 answers · asked by JIMBO 4 in Polls & Surveys

Barbara Taylor Bradford (British-born author of "A Woman of Substance" and other novels)

Bert Parks (Longtime host of the Miss America beauty pageant)

Joe Penny (Played Jake in the TV series "Jake and the Fatman", he also appeared in the series "Riptide" and many other TV and movie roles)

Harry Shearer (He supplies many of the voices on the TV series "The Simpsons", including Montgomery Burns, Ned Flanders and Dr. Hibbert, he's a comedy writer and has appeared on "Saturday Night Live")

2006-11-06 11:01:40 · 18 answers · asked by lasfklaf; 1 in Television

2006-11-06 11:01:28 · 40 answers · asked by Judas Rabbi 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-06 11:01:12 · 13 answers · asked by Strat Com 2 in Comics & Animation

"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?"

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Really means....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"It would take too long to explain."
Really means..."I have no idea how it works.

"We're going to be late."
Really means...."Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
Really means...."I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"That's interesting, dear."
Really means...."Are you still talking?"

"It's a really good movie."
Really means...."It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women."

"That's women's work."
Really means...."It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."

"You know how bad my memory is."
"Really means.... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
Really means.... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
Really means.... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."

"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
Really means.... "...And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I can't find it."
Really means.... "It didn't fall right into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"What did I do this time?"
Really means.... "What did you catch me at?"

"I heard you."
Really means.... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"You know I could never love anyone else."
Really means.... "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"You look terrific."
Really means.... "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."

"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Really means.... "No one will ever see us alive again."

"We share the housework."
Really means.... "I make the messes, she cleans them up."

2006-11-06 11:01:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-06 11:01:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Part of the chorus is "tell me, did the wind sweep you off your feet, did you dance along the light of day and head back towards the milkyway, tell me, did venus blow your mind...."

2006-11-06 11:00:44 · 18 answers · asked by dnlrawson 4 in Music

2006-11-06 11:00:24 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I think I will.

2006-11-06 11:00:22 · 16 answers · asked by hmbn 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-06 10:59:45 · 13 answers · asked by Logan S 1 in Polls & Surveys

Posed buck naked for a class program or another form or art?...
Hmmm...\
C'mon.and spill...

me,yes i have about 8 times,for an art class and a certain artist...
Just curious is all...
I mean we all have the same body's as men...
And although i think th elady's body is so very much more sensual...
they are all prety much the same as well...

thank You for Your answers...

2006-11-06 10:59:27 · 21 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Is Davey Havok gay? I got into an argument w/ a friend of mine on whether he is or not and now i'm not sure if he's straight or not.

2006-11-06 10:59:23 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I would check the Tv but I'm too lazy.

2006-11-06 10:58:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

How did the Stamp Act benifet the British??????

2006-11-06 10:58:08 · 12 answers · asked by *Music ♥ Love* 3 in Jokes & Riddles

will the professors roll you down the hill?

2006-11-06 10:57:25 · 10 answers · asked by JustJane 6 in Polls & Surveys

I don't know the answer either. Just thought you guys might know. The question was asked to me by a prof. in college (a fun class). If you said "on the bridge" she would say that would have been before he jumped. If you said "in the air" she would say that was after he had jumped...lol

2006-11-06 10:57:05 · 11 answers · asked by bigbadwolf 5 in Jokes & Riddles

how many series are there of OFAH? was there ever an episode where they became millionaires? and then they lost it?? please help end a debate!

2006-11-06 10:56:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-06 10:56:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities