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I might think that I was part of an Animal Planet practical joke program. The penguin was really James Bond, the turtle was really a VW rabbit (remember the Tortoise and the Hare), and the stink bug was my mother-in-law!

2006-11-06 11:17:36 · answer #1 · answered by Juanitaville 5 · 2 1

that they were there for my tea party, but the stink bug would have to stay outside. i do discriminate against bugs.

2006-11-06 19:11:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Penguins only live in the Southern hemisphere... I live in the Northern hemisphere. does not apply to me.

2006-11-06 19:11:32 · answer #3 · answered by Dave H 2 · 0 1

That there was something wrong with the cold medication I have just taken

2006-11-06 20:00:35 · answer #4 · answered by blue_eyed_brat78 4 · 0 0

the world is going to end

2006-11-06 19:18:24 · answer #5 · answered by rizwano 7 · 1 0

I'd check my blood alcohol level

2006-11-06 19:10:20 · answer #6 · answered by jon 4 · 2 0

My brother left his window open and now they all want back inside. Fickle bastards.

2006-11-06 19:10:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

They were here for a party. When I throw a party,everybody is welcome

2006-11-06 19:11:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

That its holloween...

2006-11-06 19:09:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that the cocaine was kicking in.

2006-11-06 19:10:59 · answer #10 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 1 1

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