A man has been shipwrecked on a desert island for several years is beginning to feel the effects of being starved of sex for so long. However, the only living creatures on the island are a pig and a dog. One day, the man decides he's had enough and thinks to himself that it has to be the pig. But when he approaches the sow for his moment of passion, the dog bites the man's backside. This continues for several days, and the man is beginning to get very frustrated.
But one morning, the man's luck changes: out to sea, he notices a beautiful young woman on the point of drowning. He swims over, drags her out on to the beach and proceeds to give her the kiss of life. The woman comes to and is very grateful.
"Thank you so much," she says, "I will do anything for you, and I mean absolutely anything."
The man can't believe his luck and quickly replies, "You wouldn't mind taking that bloody dog for a walk, would you?"
2006-11-06 11:06:56 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He was obviously disGRUNTled fidgety!
Did you hear about the farmer who goes to market to buy a cow?
He discovers the only thing he can afford is a zebra being sold off by the local zoo.Thinking he might find some use for it,he buys it and takes it home.The zebra wants to be useful but is unsure of what she can do.She asks some of the other farm animals how they keep busy."I peck corn all day," says the chicken." I can't do that," says the zebra." I lie in the mud all day," says the pig." I can't do that either," says the zebra.Eventually she comes across the bull and asks him what he does,"It's difficult to explain," replies the bull."But if you take off your pyjamas I'd be delighted to show you."
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2016-11-28 20:45:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would take the dog for a walk.
2006-11-06 11:09:46 · answer #3 · answered by alilovespete 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Poor piggy - thats why they called in Babe in the end
2006-11-07 03:25:20 · answer #4 · answered by ribena 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EEEwwwww
2006-11-06 11:09:17 · answer #5 · answered by Lilolme 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...Omg...I loved that joke. I really needed a good laugh. That hit the spot.
2006-11-06 11:11:52 · answer #6 · answered by lonnie 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get it .... what happens to the pig.... and why would he ask the woman to walk a dog when if he's so starved for sex he would just jump her bones and not worry about a damn dog.... redo this scenerio so I can understand it would you?
2006-11-06 11:12:31 · answer #7 · answered by No 3 · 0⤊ 5⤋
LOL!! very funny, i actually thought this was going to turn out predictably Stupid!! but no its actually funny!! LOL! : )
2006-11-06 11:40:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
got the punch line long before I got to the end
2006-11-06 11:27:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I must say, very unexpected outcome....pretty good.
2006-11-06 12:41:46 · answer #10 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋